2663: Dante’s Inferno

[Keith]

I of course would hire somebody. She can't walk in on me and things are half on half off...

[lizsquiz]

Buy Cat a bathrobe. You know, like the towel kind, not a silky Bold and the Beautiful thing. I occasionally absent-mindedly leave a towel on the floor but I ALWAYS hang up my bathrobe.

[Keith]

No towels. Only bathrobes.

[Pier777]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Buy Cat a bathrobe. You know, like the towel kind, not a silky Bold and the Beautiful thing. I occasionally absent-mindedly leave a towel on the floor but I ALWAYS hang up my bathrobe.

I have to admit that I can't remember ever leaving a towel on the floor in my, or someone else's, home. The only time I've done it is when I stay in a hotel, and that's because I had to in order for them to replace them. Even then, I felt -very- strange doing so. It wasn't a good feeling!

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by Keith

No towels. Only bathrobes.

Of course.

Also, bathrobes are super fancy. Everybody wins.

[omgftw]

FYI Dante is seriously involved with a Canadian alt-right "western chauvinist" group called the Proud Boys that's been in the news lately for disrupting an indigenous protest in Halifax. Dante has a "Proud Boy" tattoo on his neck, which means he's at least a "Level 3" member of this stupidity, and other Proud Boys refer to him as their "Pope".

The Proud Boys were started by the co-Founder of Vice, Gavin McInnes, who now has a show on the Canadian equivalent of Breitbart (Rebel Media). McInnes has had a lot of dumb thoughts about Jews, along with generally terrible beliefs about women, men, Islam, and really anything progressive.

Not a chill dude.

[Keith]

Can you imagine there's a Canadian alt right?

I'll be on his show very soon and read this to him, no joke.

Thanks.

Subscribe to me on Laughable and you'll know when it comes out.

Boom!

[omgftw]

Haha amazing, thanks Keith! Can you please ask him about how Proud Boys aren't allowed to masturbate more than once a month, unless it's within a yard of a women? Or that their name comes from a song cut from the Aladdin musical?

Also, the group's uniform is black Fred Perry shirts which have long been associated with neo-Nazis--just in case there's any doubt that these guys are huge douches.

[Keith]

No.

Next post tell me exactly what I should ask him. No links.

[omgftw]

Originally Posted by Keith

No.

Next post tell me exactly what I should ask him. No links.

1. What are your strengths?
2. What are your weaknesses?
3. Where do you see yourself in five years? Ten years?
4. Why are you only allowed to masturbate within a yard of a woman?
5. How would you deal with an angry or irate customer?