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07-10-2017, 06:57 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Hahaha.... no.. that's funny though.
Here is the breakdown. Got home from work.(already pissed off, I hated food service jobs) Parked car at apartment. Cleaned out car After that I went to walk to 7-11 ( less that 300 meters from my building) Plan (get drunk- eat chicken biscuits) On the way to the store guy asks me for lighter. Not uncommon. He pulls knife. Wants my shit. I pull gun. I get a little crazy. He runs off. I finish going to store. The cashier looks horiified. For all I know... all he saw was me pull a weapon and yell. I go straight to my food section... Snag in plan- no biscuits! Ruined the entire night! |
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Let's use deductive reasoning with what little information we have! He stated the clerk was shocked due to him shouting. So that's part of the crazy. I could almost see it now. Poor Excuse for a Mugger: *pulls out knife* Gimme stuffs! Joe-mama: That's not a knife... Joe-mama: *pulls out gun* Joe-mama: THAT's a KNI.... oh Wait.. Joe-mama: I HAVE A GUN, I LOVE GUNS! I'M ALSO A SELF-PROFESSED DICKHEAD!! PEFAM: *runs away* That's the only way that could've happened.
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