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View Poll Results: Have you ever been mugged?
Yes 4 10.00%
No 36 90.00%
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Old 07-10-2017, 06:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hahaha.... no.. that's funny though.
Here is the breakdown.
Got home from work.(already pissed off, I hated food service jobs)
Parked car at apartment.
Cleaned out car
After that I went to walk to 7-11 ( less that 300 meters from my building)
Plan (get drunk- eat chicken biscuits)

On the way to the store guy asks me for lighter. Not uncommon. He pulls knife. Wants my shit. I pull gun. I get a little crazy. He runs off.

I finish going to store. The cashier looks horiified. For all I know... all he saw was me pull a weapon and yell. I go straight to my food section...
Snag in plan- no biscuits!

Ruined the entire night!
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Old 07-10-2017, 07:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Now just fill in the part you said when you pulled the gun out and we have a full story.

You're so close. We can do this.
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Old 07-10-2017, 07:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I get a little crazy.
yes, what does this look like?
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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He pulls knife. Wants my shit. I pull gun. I get a little crazy. He runs off.
On a side note... i could have explained this better in the beginning with my first post. I was kind of sleep deprived. Not a full fledged excuse but. Part of the issue.
But I did spend allll of last night at work listening to the shows. To stay awake!

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Last note... I'm not an asshole, just a dickhead. But I'm working on it.
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I've been mugged several times even in broad daylight with many people around me. And it kinda disappointing that no one helps me everytime I get mugged.... by my mother
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I've been mugged several times even in broad daylight with many people around me. And it kinda disappointing that no one helps me everytime I get mugged.... by my mother
Long story short I love guns!
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Old 07-11-2017, 07:06 AM   #19 (permalink)
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On a side note... i could have explained this better in the beginning with my first post. I was kind of sleep deprived. Not a full fledged excuse but. Part of the issue.
But I did spend allll of last night at work listening to the shows. To stay awake!

You guys still and always will rule!!

Last note... I'm not an asshole, just a dickhead. But I'm working on it.
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Hmm, still didn't explain what "I get a little crazy" entails.

Let's use deductive reasoning with what little information we have!

He stated the clerk was shocked due to him shouting. So that's part of the crazy. I could almost see it now.

Poor Excuse for a Mugger: *pulls out knife* Gimme stuffs!
Joe-mama: That's not a knife...
Joe-mama: *pulls out gun*
Joe-mama: THAT's a KNI.... oh Wait..
Joe-mama: I HAVE A GUN, I LOVE GUNS! I'M ALSO A SELF-PROFESSED DICKHEAD!!
PEFAM: *runs away*

That's the only way that could've happened.
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