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Old 07-22-2017, 10:31 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I had a boyfriend once who had a penis with a strange angle. I didn't like that.
This was worse. You had to be very careful or it would slip out and he would hurt himself or me.
Some positions didn't work.



Imagine the really bad one.
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Old 07-22-2017, 11:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Bear's dick isn't crooked like those, but it angles up like that. it's really cute; it's the most optimistic happy dick in the world. it also grinds up on my g-spot during sex and that is one of the reasons i opted to marry again.
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Old 07-22-2017, 11:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Ex boyfriends was to the side. That was not good at at all.
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Old 07-26-2017, 07:16 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Got really excited (and hungry) with all the talk about shakshuka! Don't know what Keith is talking about... Was definitely a staple in my childhood home. That and some fresh burekas. Yum!
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Old 07-26-2017, 07:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Of course it was a staple. And of course that's why you love it.

Why you pretend it's a fine steak is the ridiculous part.
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Of course it was a staple. And of course that's why you love it.

Why you pretend it's a fine steak is the ridiculous part.
I promise I don't pretend it's a fine steak; I strongly dislike steak or any other food that bleeds on my plate.
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Old 07-26-2017, 08:14 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Exactly. So obviously you're insane.
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Old 07-26-2017, 09:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Exactly. So obviously you're insane.
In full agreement.
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:39 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Burekas is the best! My mother made incredible burekas!


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Old 07-27-2017, 12:29 AM   #30 (permalink)
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See? That's the BEST to her...

Aye charumba.
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