this was an amazing episode! 100% best new guest nominee

I've never seen 1 girl 2 cups
I've never seen any of this whacky crazy shit online and I will never look at it.Forget cursing, this should be the thing your family prays for you to stop, Keith. It can't be good.

Straight dudes and their "plans" and "estimations of time" fucking kill me. Met up with a friend I hadn't seen for a long time and he wanted to get drinks after work. We both get out around 5. I rush to the other side of town to the bar and ask for his ETA. He's home eating dinner and will "probably head out around 10." GTFO

The we did "nothing" thing can be annoying because it's not descriptive.

Women do "nothing" too. Except when you ask what they did they will be like "my friends came over and watched Netflix and drank wine".

One of those is a conversation starter the other can feel like a wall depending on who you are talking to.