2699: Landmark
 

with Reena Calm – The total solar eclipse; The Landmark Forum explained in detail and self-help discussed

Guest:
Reena Calm
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landmark: imagine, the people next to you hate you

me: sure

landmark: imagine everyone in the room hates you

me: ok

landmark: ok, now everyone hates you, in the city!

me: yup....

these guys would have to try harder with me, i believe this already. why isn't this episode called "keith joins a cult"? also fuck tony robbins. I have one rule i've learned from abusive relationships; NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T RESPECT YOUR "NO."

Also, errantly befriended edipus reks, a banned forum member. when i called him on his bullying of me his supposed friend, he called me a nazi. lolz. maybe HE needs landmark...

so, i am the kind of person to soundtrack my entire life. during our little eclipse party at the Family Bear's Castle there was perfectly timed Dark Side of the Moon happening. just before that, i talked Sarge into performing a blood ritual with me to Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun. we slit our palms and anointed a creepy statue and the rim of each others blueberry wine communion cups for blood communion. under crescent sun shadows. it was fucking cool. we have fun.

ritual is important. and, yeah, i did transubstantiate my body into gummy bears.

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There was a high fructose corn syrup commercial a while ago that went something like:

High fructose corn syrup is good for you because it comes from corn and corn is a vegetable.

I will pay so much money for the Malley Method for Masterful Living seminar!

150 people x $750 = $112,500. Not bad for renting out a conference room for 3 days. I'd have a hard time being open minded knowing that Landmark was involved in the studio.

How can they conscionably encourage people to call and vent to their loved ones at midnight? Those calls can hardly ever go well, and I bet they work to separate people from their loved ones, adhering them closer to Landmark.

If you're in a group that's actively having discussions about how they're not a cult... Well, that's not a good sign.

It was an exceptionally funny episode. I was listening this morning in bed, and my wife kicked me out because my laughing was disturbing her.

They own the building. Show Pictures are up, people! Wake up! Stay with me!

Who has the app?! Yes no maybe? HELLO!

Now, your wife kicked you out. That happened. But out of disturbance? Is that your story?