271: 5/19 LIVE! Nigga, don't move...

[Friz]

Yeah and all the talk about smoking inspired me to finish half a pack while listening to that show.

I'll name a throat polyp after you.

[teerts]

I wish I knew how to make animations, cos this fake smoking bit is priceless.

Also, awesome smoke shop in the west village:
called Shisha. It's on W4 between 6th and 7th ave. just
after Christopher street splits into west 4th and that other
one.

[Sexy_Potatoe_with_an_E]

My family walks in on each other in the bathroom.

[rellek]

Originally Posted by Sexy_Potatoe_with_an_E

My family walks in on each other in the bathroom.

It was even worse growing up in my home. There were six guys in my house and pissing always had a greater priority than shitting; not getting off the toilet meant getting pissed on (yes, it did happen).

[Sexy_Potatoe_with_an_E]

Well, in my house shitting supercedes all other bathroom happenings, I'm brushing my teeth while my mom or whoever else is blasting a major dookie. But getting pissed on sounds pretty gross. You win.

[rellek]

Originally Posted by Sexy_Potatoe_with_an_E

But getting pissed on sounds pretty gross. You win.

There's no winners in the game of dysfunctional family.

[Crash Carson]

Just discovered the reason, I find Keith so hilarious. Show 271 when Keith talks about his parents where his mom just let his dad do whatever.
See how fast you can cut the grass, cut it faster then the last time.
Quit whining it builds character.
My brother and I are sarcastic and cynical just like Keith.

We were like dogs (who don't want to go because anytime they get in car, they end up going to the vet) who never wanted to go with my dad anywhere because he would make us do shit. And it would convienently be lifting the wood HE cut down in the truck or picking up branches HE cut. Always the shit part of the job.

Love the stories about your Dad, Keith.

Rock on

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Crash Carson

Just discovered the reason, I find Keith so hilarious. Show 271 when Keith talks about his parents where his mom just let his dad do whatever.
See how fast you can cut the grass, cut it faster then the last time.
Quit whining it builds character.
My brother and I are sarcastic and cynical just like Keith.

We were like dogs (who don't want to go because anytime they get in car, they end up going to the vet) who never wanted to go with my dad anywhere because he would make us do shit. And it would convienently be lifting the wood HE cut down in the truck or picking up branches HE cut. Always the shit part of the job.

Love the stories about your Dad, Keith.

Rock on

What the fuck are you whining about, what's the point of having kids if they ain't gonna stack your firewood or wipe your ass? You should be the one with the chainsaw while your Dad breaks his back lifting the wood? Learn your place sonny.

[ImCanadian...shit]

Keith called it a sword fight. I remember when me and my brother were little we had a song for that pissing in the toilet at the same time thing. "Criss cross pee pee sauce"

[Bescherman]

Cheers Teerts. It was me who emailed Keith originally with the Aussie warnings. Since I'm usually about a week behind with the shows, I didn't hear the request to post the link on the boards.

It was also me who mailed back with the story of my mate requesting the "Pack with the picture of the little sick girl on it"! It was great to hear Chemda's reactions to the warnings!!! Great stuff.