2716: mother!
 

with Ray DeVito and Andrea Allan – Keith’s drinking buddies and his final night drinking; drinking and seizures; cursing caught on network TV; Dallas Cowboys mass shooting; Tinder date gets stuck in window retrieving feces; Ray’s dating life; getting caught masturbating; renting a sex doll; American Assassin and mother! reviewed; Kevin Hart admits infidelity to his pregnant wife; Rebel Wilson wins $3.6 million defamation lawsuit against Woman’s Day

Guests:
Andrea Allan
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Ray DeVito
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Sometimes I think New York city is so big then I hear a podcast where everyone is eskimo brothers and sisters. Loved the episode!

Bobbit had his dick reattached and starred in a porn called Frankencock.

No Country For Old Men Explained
 

Re: the poll
 

Yes. Under very specific circumstances.

I think it's way less weird or gross than fucking a dumbbell
http://www.towleroad.com/2017/09/ger...ters-dumbbell/

That's not fair. Don't have Ray be the defender of these movies.

Ooooh I gotta find this sex tape.
Also..Kevin Hart's current wife was the side piece he was fucking when he was married to his first wife. He left first wife for this one. So they already know he's not perfect.

mother was horrible and so far up its own ass it came out of it's own mouth. I hope it gets a razzie because JLaw and Javier Bardem and the sound crew deserve them. The story it's maybe trying to tell is about the sacrifices The Artist makes to create art that's better than their previous work (Aronofsky jerking himself off on screen), the sacrifices include their family and the people that love them (Jlaw's estranged wife who resents him but also tries to encourage him) and the vultures who praise you and diefy you but also claim your work for your own and want to fuck/kill you.

BUT

You wouldn't ever get that if you didn't already know Aronofsky loves talking about how hard it is to be an artist and how sexy skinny women get hurt and turn into birds.

The biggest problem that I have with the real doll is that it's still stuck in the uncanny valley. Even if it was perfectly realistic it would essentially be fuckng a corpse. I'll stick with my blue fleshlight.

the answer is yes. i want a house full of sex dolls. i'd set them up in all kinds of tableau. squishy sex toy material is awwwwweeeeesome. one of my favorite things. on the list were i to sing about them in a dress made of curtains. i'd make a bed of /just/ sets of sex doll breasts and butts. pile 'em high. while half a dozen others sit in fancy chairs just around the room holding cocktails they can't drink.

Ok. I want that now.

Well that's why you rent them. Also for variety.

I'd fuck Westworld style sex dolls but the lifeless puppets we have now sound boring. I can do better with my vibrator.

I know I'm a freak but I loved Mother!. *** I decided to delete my reason for why I love Mother! because I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone. But even as I type this, I realize I'm way overthinking things...***

Also, I fucking loved Westworld, watched it twice, listened to the podcast, etc. I don't think I could be friends with ANYONE that would willingly go to a sex/rape/murder/torture porn theme park. At a certain point it's like... you're getting enjoyment out of acting like a complete psychopath, it doesn't seem like a long path to hurting a human being, and that's before pondering questions of the sentience of the robots.

TAKE A THEORY OF MIND CLASS, WEIRDOS.

I bet you'd be pretty disturbed watching a kid play Grand Theft Auto.

Re: Instagram models + making money

You have enough followers & companies pay you to post pics with you holding or "using" a product. There is BIG money = Advertising/Brand deals.

Fit tea, waist trainers, Fashion Nova clothes, hosting gigs at clubs, etc, etc, etc aka Capitalism on the asses & tits of hot women = TONS of $$$ per post depending on # of followers & engagement..

Rae Sanni's take on Kevin Hart was vastly different than the zoo crew's.

I really enjoyed Ray on today's show. He's not just a hilarious comedian. He's also a hilarious mess.

when the discussion started with "ray you're an alcoholic," I also thought that maybe Keith is getting holier than thou now that he is not drinking. But drinking that much every single day and SEIZURES, fucking hell... I hope Ray gets some kind of help with this! And stopping drinking cold turkey, that could cause more seizures. I bet he needs to gradually wind down on that. This made me shocked and sad.

"Are the seizures related to your drinking?"
"Well, according to my doctor.... yes" NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING BUT OK...

I'm not interested and not my fetish but I've seen articles and videos from Facebook pages about Japanese trying to manufacture perfect and realistic sex doll.

plz change my vote to no. I voted before the end of the ep and thought we were talking about the flimsy blow up dolls or just those fleshlights. I wouldn't waste my fucking time with those creepy ass realistic dolls. I'd rather dry hump a body pillow with a sexy anime dude on it

Jesus fuckin' Christ...

:D !!

You know that's worse, right?

Is Bolin one of those dudes?

Keet, I saw mother! the other night and because of your review I thought it was going to suck, I was honestly just placating my boyfriend bc he bought tickets. I actually really liked it, but to be fair, I went knowing that nobody knew wtf it was about so I was immediately trying to figure it out as soon as it started.

Spoilers in case anyone cares...


When the guy had all those people on his porch bombarding him with fame and adoration he said to his wife "they love the book, it heals them all in a different way" I was like OH ITS THE BIBLE. THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT WHAT A SHITHEAD GOD IS. WHY WOULDNT KEITH LOVE THIS MOVIE?!

So the whole movie I keep leaning into my boyfriend and saying "the baby is jeeeeeesus! The husband is godddddd, he's a jealous shitty god just like the Bible sayyyyyys! This is the history of the world happening there in The houssssse!!!" Etc etc

After the movie we looked it up and it is all about how we are destroying the earth (jennifer Lawrence) (I think via religion, which is why they told the story through Christianity.)

TL;DR: I'm smart and I destroy movies for everyone around me by figuring it all out. 6th sense, cmon man we knew he was dead in the first five minutes!!

Eye roll.

You’re smarter than everyone with these movies cause you make shit up.

The movie is ridiculous, and shame on you.

But Keith! Don't you see? The eye roll is symbolic of looking up at godddddddd and making shit up is what religion is all about and shame is one of the seven deadly.... oh shit no it's not... well you get the picture. Cmon you didn't like that twenty minute war inside a house? THEY BROKE A NEWBORN BABYS NECK FOR GODSSAKE. For "gods sake"..... aghhh it keeps going!!!