2716: mother!

Lanfear · 09-19-2017, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by seamus

My answer to the question of "would you have sex with a sex doll you were given for free?" No, because where the hell do I store a small adult human doll in my apartment. Then if I have sex with the doll, then I can't give it away, assuming I could even if I didn't have sex with the doll. It isn't really a gift, but a weird and costly FU.

Well that's why you rent them. Also for variety.

I'd fuck Westworld style sex dolls but the lifeless puppets we have now sound boring. I can do better with my vibrator.

AstoriaGirl · 09-19-2017, 05:47 PM

I know I'm a freak but I loved Mother!. *** I decided to delete my reason for why I love Mother! because I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone. But even as I type this, I realize I'm way overthinking things...***

AstoriaGirl · 09-19-2017, 07:35 PM

Also, I fucking loved Westworld, watched it twice, listened to the podcast, etc. I don't think I could be friends with ANYONE that would willingly go to a sex/rape/murder/torture porn theme park. At a certain point it's like... you're getting enjoyment out of acting like a complete psychopath, it doesn't seem like a long path to hurting a human being, and that's before pondering questions of the sentience of the robots.

TAKE A THEORY OF MIND CLASS, WEIRDOS.

flerchin · 09-20-2017, 12:19 PM

I bet you'd be pretty disturbed watching a kid play Grand Theft Auto.

memecherry · 09-20-2017, 08:52 PM

Re: Instagram models + making money

You have enough followers & companies pay you to post pics with you holding or "using" a product. There is BIG money = Advertising/Brand deals.

Fit tea, waist trainers, Fashion Nova clothes, hosting gigs at clubs, etc, etc, etc aka Capitalism on the asses & tits of hot women = TONS of $$$ per post depending on # of followers & engagement..

flerchin · 09-20-2017, 09:48 PM

Rae Sanni's take on Kevin Hart was vastly different than the zoo crew's.

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Hey. If you're rich and famous and you cheat on me with a bitch who's extorting you, PAY HER OFF. Do not get on Instagram and embarrass me tryna be self righteous about extortion. Pay her, my nigga. PAYYYYYYY HERRRRRRRR

flerchin · 09-20-2017, 09:50 PM

I really enjoyed Ray on today's show. He's not just a hilarious comedian. He's also a hilarious mess.

shoebootie · 09-25-2017, 09:17 AM

when the discussion started with "ray you're an alcoholic," I also thought that maybe Keith is getting holier than thou now that he is not drinking. But drinking that much every single day and SEIZURES, fucking hell... I hope Ray gets some kind of help with this! And stopping drinking cold turkey, that could cause more seizures. I bet he needs to gradually wind down on that. This made me shocked and sad.

"Are the seizures related to your drinking?"
"Well, according to my doctor.... yes" NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING BUT OK...

keith1215 · 09-27-2017, 01:03 AM

I'm not interested and not my fetish but I've seen articles and videos from Facebook pages about Japanese trying to manufacture perfect and realistic sex doll.

FingerLakes · 09-27-2017, 12:19 PM

plz change my vote to no. I voted before the end of the ep and thought we were talking about the flimsy blow up dolls or just those fleshlights. I wouldn't waste my fucking time with those creepy ass realistic dolls. I'd rather dry hump a body pillow with a sexy anime dude on it

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09-19-2017, 05:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	I know I'm a freak but I loved Mother!. * I decided to delete my reason for why I love Mother! because I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone. But even as I type this, I realize I'm way overthinking things...* The Girl and Scorpion like this. Last edited by AstoriaGirl; 09-19-2017 at 05:51 PM.
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09-19-2017, 07:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	Also, I fucking loved Westworld, watched it twice, listened to the podcast, etc. I don't think I could be friends with ANYONE that would willingly go to a sex/rape/murder/torture porn theme park. At a certain point it's like... you're getting enjoyment out of acting like a complete psychopath, it doesn't seem like a long path to hurting a human being, and that's before pondering questions of the sentience of the robots. TAKE A THEORY OF MIND CLASS, WEIRDOS.
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09-20-2017, 12:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I bet you'd be pretty disturbed watching a kid play Grand Theft Auto.
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memecherry Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,026	Re: Instagram models + making money You have enough followers & companies pay you to post pics with you holding or "using" a product. There is BIG money = Advertising/Brand deals. Fit tea, waist trainers, Fashion Nova clothes, hosting gigs at clubs, etc, etc, etc aka Capitalism on the asses & tits of hot women = TONS of $$$ per post depending on # of followers & engagement..
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I really enjoyed Ray on today's show. He's not just a hilarious comedian. He's also a hilarious mess. amnesiac likes this.
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09-25-2017, 09:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	when the discussion started with "ray you're an alcoholic," I also thought that maybe Keith is getting holier than thou now that he is not drinking. But drinking that much every single day and SEIZURES, fucking hell... I hope Ray gets some kind of help with this! And stopping drinking cold turkey, that could cause more seizures. I bet he needs to gradually wind down on that. This made me shocked and sad. "Are the seizures related to your drinking?" "Well, according to my doctor.... yes" NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING BUT OK... Scorpion and amnesiac like this.
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09-27-2017, 01:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
keith1215 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 12	I'm not interested and not my fetish but I've seen articles and videos from Facebook pages about Japanese trying to manufacture perfect and realistic sex doll.
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09-27-2017, 12:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	plz change my vote to no. I voted before the end of the ep and thought we were talking about the flimsy blow up dolls or just those fleshlights. I wouldn't waste my fucking time with those creepy ass realistic dolls. I'd rather dry hump a body pillow with a sexy anime dude on it WittyReference likes this.
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