2720: Skits ‘n Bits

Enunciated Piffle · 09-25-2017, 03:38 PM

If Keith wasn't getting all that cash from Steeler game bets; that $200k would be mighty tempting...

Cat should be wearing a Steelers jersey. Every game day.

flerchin · 09-25-2017, 06:18 PM

Damn dude. That's some really cold efficiency on her part. I would be hurting. Fuck the money. I'm sure your place is so much more awesome. I'd love to toss around the frisbee in your backyard.

flerchin · 09-25-2017, 06:28 PM

I voted that I would marry Keith. As in, officiate his next wedding.

Todd · 09-26-2017, 02:14 PM

Can clients have you keithandthegirl.com/coach at somebody?

"Hi! So-and-so has hired us to fix some things about you that everybody finds annoying. Buckle in; we've been paid for the full hour."

Todd · 09-26-2017, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

i imagine he wanted to make sure i signed things before i found out about his next wife.

This would only be a factor if Cat regularly traveled to exotic destinations with large groups of like-minded individuals who shared her dream of becoming a part of the next "You-Can-Do-It" power couple...

Enunciated Piffle · 09-26-2017, 03:16 PM

My heart goes out to Keith. He's trying not to drink AND get through this divorce. Sounds like he's taking the high road. No sense taking money or trying to be vindictive.

It felt like he was hurt Cat wasn't more forthcoming about an annulling thing as opposed to a divorce. Like he couldn't be trusted with that information- or how that affects her green card and whatnot.

thirteen · 09-26-2017, 11:37 PM

I think it's more that decisions were made without fully discussing the options. But like Chemda said, someone's got to do all that work. And if Cat wants them done ASAP, she needs to do it herself.

Christhemost · 09-28-2017, 08:42 AM

If you didn't think I was retarded enough before for questioning the validity of Keiths divorce, wait until you finish this sentence and learn that I was still unsure until about minute 10 of this episode. The work on my listening skills isn't going well.
The silver lining is I think I'm helping make Keiths argument that too much weed has negative effects.

Christhemost · 09-28-2017, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seamus

I don't think it is the weed, I believe it is because you are from Missouri. Unless you are from Kansas City, Kansas which is worse.

https://www.facebook.com/keithandthe...type=3&theater

I'm in the middle. Let's call it 50/50

amnesiac · 09-29-2017, 04:44 PM

I would marry Keith if it was the only way to get a full-access 24/7 pass to Poundtown.

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09-25-2017, 03:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	If Keith wasn't getting all that cash from Steeler game bets; that $200k would be mighty tempting... Cat should be wearing a Steelers jersey. Every game day. Scorpion likes this.
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09-25-2017, 06:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Damn dude. That's some really cold efficiency on her part. I would be hurting. Fuck the money. I'm sure your place is so much more awesome. I'd love to toss around the frisbee in your backyard.
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09-25-2017, 06:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I voted that I would marry Keith. As in, officiate his next wedding. Bucho, amnesiac and Apia like this.
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09-26-2017, 02:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
Todd Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 340	Can clients have you keithandthegirl.com/coach at somebody? "Hi! So-and-so has hired us to fix some things about you that everybody finds annoying. Buckle in; we've been paid for the full hour." Scorpion, DJ Trashy and shoebootie like this.
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09-26-2017, 03:16 PM	#16 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	My heart goes out to Keith. He's trying not to drink AND get through this divorce. Sounds like he's taking the high road. No sense taking money or trying to be vindictive. It felt like he was hurt Cat wasn't more forthcoming about an annulling thing as opposed to a divorce. Like he couldn't be trusted with that information- or how that affects her green card and whatnot. Scorpion and Apia like this.
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09-26-2017, 11:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	I think it's more that decisions were made without fully discussing the options. But like Chemda said, someone's got to do all that work. And if Cat wants them done ASAP, she needs to do it herself. shoebootie likes this.
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09-28-2017, 08:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
Christhemost Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kansas City Posts: 11	If you didn't think I was retarded enough before for questioning the validity of Keiths divorce, wait until you finish this sentence and learn that I was still unsure until about minute 10 of this episode. The work on my listening skills isn't going well. The silver lining is I think I'm helping make Keiths argument that too much weed has negative effects. Keith, DJ Trashy and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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09-29-2017, 04:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
amnesiac Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 143	I would marry Keith if it was the only way to get a full-access 24/7 pass to Poundtown. Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 1 others like this.
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