2725: Two Llamas, a Grill and Keith's Place
 

with Bianca Brady – Sobriety and dreams; how to record your iPhone screen; how to get your dog to eat; Let’s Make a Deal’s Monty Hall died; Playboy’s Hugh Hefner died; Bianca’s Fitless podcast; Home Depot shopping

Guest:
Bianca Brady
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I liked Marcia Belsky's take on Hefner

One big difference is that one has died.

I have a 3" scar from a melted milk jug that I used to start another trash fire. Of course I was shirtless. Nothing more exciting than throwing in more trash into a fire just as a hairspray can explodes.

I used to update my phone right away. Then I updated my phone and it broke it. Now I wait until the update to the update.

ummmm…soooo…if anybody were on the fence, here's a little story about Playboy and Brooke Shields:

Sugar and Spice and all things not so nice

Making my bi-annual appearance. Hi sparruh.

Fuck Home Depot right in the ear. Also Lowes blows.
I've never stolen chips but I did take one of those big round lollipops.

Once I went to Home Depot to find a water lily. I ask the guy in the garden shop:
Hey do you have any water lillies?

He answers:
I don't know I just wanna go home.

I go find a manager, say look I never complain bc typically I don't give a shit but come the fuck on. He laughs, walks away.


Once I took a drill into Home Depot for repair, I bought it there. After seven weeks and a billion phone calls where it's obvious they lost it, I demand they give me a new one and after talking (not kindly) to five people, they give me a brand new drill. Two days later I get a call from Home Depot telling me my drill's all fixed and come get it. Certainly I will, thank you and now I have two. Because fuck youuuuuuuuu

No. I do the update within a week of it being available. It rarely fixes any big things that bother me.

When stressed out I dream about taking finals in college that I haven't studied for or for classes I never attended before. I dream about trying to go back to school, and trying so hard to get in and fight to do well, which is my idea of hell tbh

Dream on . . .