2725: Two Llamas, a Grill and Keith's Place

Keith · 10-01-2017, 10:23 PM

with Bianca Brady – Sobriety and dreams; how to record your iPhone screen; how to get your dog to eat; Let’s Make a Deal’s Monty Hall died; Playboy’s Hugh Hefner died; Bianca’s Fitless podcast; Home Depot shopping

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flerchin · 10-02-2017, 10:00 AM

I liked Marcia Belsky's take on Hefner

Quote:

(r kelly runs a harem of sexually exploited young women): omg, fucking monster!! how did this happen?
(hugh hefnor dies): wow..a true legend. may he RIP

Keith · 10-02-2017, 10:19 AM

One big difference is that one has died.

Archimedes_Screw · 10-02-2017, 12:04 PM

I have a 3" scar from a melted milk jug that I used to start another trash fire. Of course I was shirtless. Nothing more exciting than throwing in more trash into a fire just as a hairspray can explodes.

Skyler · 10-02-2017, 02:42 PM

I used to update my phone right away. Then I updated my phone and it broke it. Now I wait until the update to the update.

Sparrow · 10-02-2017, 10:11 PM

ummmm…soooo…if anybody were on the fence, here's a little story about Playboy and Brooke Shields:

Sugar and Spice and all things not so nice

Cretaceous Bob · 10-02-2017, 11:26 PM

Making my bi-annual appearance. Hi sparruh.

astrokahn · 10-03-2017, 05:21 PM

Fuck Home Depot right in the ear. Also Lowes blows.
I've never stolen chips but I did take one of those big round lollipops.

Once I went to Home Depot to find a water lily. I ask the guy in the garden shop:
Hey do you have any water lillies?

He answers:
I don't know I just wanna go home.

I go find a manager, say look I never complain bc typically I don't give a shit but come the fuck on. He laughs, walks away.

Once I took a drill into Home Depot for repair, I bought it there. After seven weeks and a billion phone calls where it's obvious they lost it, I demand they give me a new one and after talking (not kindly) to five people, they give me a brand new drill. Two days later I get a call from Home Depot telling me my drill's all fixed and come get it. Certainly I will, thank you and now I have two. Because fuck youuuuuuuuu

FingerLakes · 10-04-2017, 11:58 AM

No. I do the update within a week of it being available. It rarely fixes any big things that bother me.

When stressed out I dream about taking finals in college that I haven't studied for or for classes I never attended before. I dream about trying to go back to school, and trying so hard to get in and fight to do well, which is my idea of hell tbh

Pintman · 10-04-2017, 02:38 PM

My "qualifier," who now has 10 years sober, and her sponsor both say drunk dreams are a good sign in early recovery.

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astrokahn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 551	Fuck Home Depot right in the ear. Also Lowes blows. I've never stolen chips but I did take one of those big round lollipops. Once I went to Home Depot to find a water lily. I ask the guy in the garden shop: Hey do you have any water lillies? He answers: I don't know I just wanna go home. I go find a manager, say look I never complain bc typically I don't give a shit but come the fuck on. He laughs, walks away. Once I took a drill into Home Depot for repair, I bought it there. After seven weeks and a billion phone calls where it's obvious they lost it, I demand they give me a new one and after talking (not kindly) to five people, they give me a brand new drill. Two days later I get a call from Home Depot telling me my drill's all fixed and come get it. Certainly I will, thank you and now I have two. Because fuck youuuuuuuuu Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 3 others like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	No. I do the update within a week of it being available. It rarely fixes any big things that bother me. When stressed out I dream about taking finals in college that I haven't studied for or for classes I never attended before. I dream about trying to go back to school, and trying so hard to get in and fight to do well, which is my idea of hell tbh
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Pintman Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Eastern Pa. Posts: 448	Dream on . . . My "qualifier," who now has 10 years sober, and her sponsor both say drunk dreams are a good sign in early recovery. Keith and Scorpion like this.
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