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05-24-2006, 12:53 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Fuck everyone who reads books and gets all "This movie sucked. The book was so much better."
Try turning a 600 page book into a 120 minute movie...at a industry standard of one page per minute, the screenplay would be 120 pages, 130 pages max. And that doesn't include 5 minute chase scenes which aren't written out turn for turn in a screenplay. I read the Da Vinci Code. It was good. But like any good book, it leads you along the garden path and ensures you don't get lost along the way. It didn't take any big brain to read and understand, so if anyone felt smarter after reading it, I'm sorry, you probably aren't. If, however, you took what you read, did some additional research online or in a library on Sangreal, Holy Grail, Merovingians, etc, then yes, you probably are better off and smarter, but not from reading Dan Brown's book.
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i didnt read the book so i wasnt expecting anything special from the movie. and i still didnt like it. it was boring and they reused every old plot device from every other religious / secret society conspiracy movie.
that said i would have come out of the theater happy if audrey tautou showed a little skin. but no. and her fucking character was annoying, the hot french ingenue, all too happy to give tom hanks all the information he needs so she can follow him around like a dumb dog. of course i may have been really pissed off the whole time because i had to sit by this 400 pound tard who was out of breath just sitting on his ass eating popcorn, and his gem of a wife, just as bad, but couldnt hear her as much through the wall of cellulite sitting between us. no, i can forgive that, the problem was this genius, who obviously didnt read the book either, guessed at the next line, plot point, etc for 2 hours. i didnt care during the trailer [where they showed the trailer for adam sandlers click 4 times] but in the beginning when langdon is decoding the message and they show him writing "leonard" on his notepad, this tub of shit smugly informed his gem of a wife hes writing, "leonardo davinci." wow! whats the name of the movie again? and that was one of his more intelligent remarks. others include his guess on whether tea takes milk or lemon [he guessed lemon] and announcing over and over who the teacher was before he was revealed. that movie was as close as ive ever come to just beating the shit out of someone. anyway, to sum up: the movie sucked, but not as much as that coprophagous rectal puppet. i feel a little better now. balls.
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