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10-19-2017, 08:00 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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2738: Father Figures
with Carmen Lynch, Chanel Ali, and Amber Rollo — A congressional candidate’s space alien abduction; Carmen’s live-in boyfriend is also a father; biological vs. adopted kids; Anthony Weiner shamelessly on crowded public subway; new (gross) Harvey Weinstein accusations include food; dead parents; stripper tricks
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"the undone cake" sounds like a children's book, used for explaining miscairrages to children.
and sorry, but i disagree. most women who breed don't become better people. they just become self righteous and intollorable. breeding is not implicitly moral or righteous. if you're a cunt and have a baby then you're just a cunt with responsibilities. but i think Chanel would make a really cute silly baby. i support. Last edited by snowflake; 10-20-2017 at 07:12 AM. |
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I really enjoyed the special guest Blue Man Group.
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I have my own cake batter, he is awesome as well. He is 7 loves construction equipment and the other day he was pretending to be a dump truck.
Ivan: <Beep><Beep> <walking backward> Me: Um, whats up Ivan. Ivan: I have to dump trash Daddy. <Beep> <Beep> <walks backward into the bathroom, drops his pants and makes noise like a truck is dumping while he takes a dump> Me: <laughed so hard I had to sit down> Shout out to cake batters everywhere! Last edited by Scorpion; 10-20-2017 at 09:21 AM. |
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i reffer to anyone who breeds as breeders, more of from a gay pov then a meninist one (those fuck bois ruin everything). i also refer to myself as snowflake. i'm not classy.
but i didn't think this was so offense, i mean if you ARE breeding, wouldn't it make you a breeder? how is that more offensive then cake batter? edit: lol i just found out that the gay guys who sell my office lunch called one of the guys here (who is a dad) a breeder! HA! he so is! he's like 5 cake-batters! and they're supah cute! POST EDIT: wtf i reread my post, i didn't even use the term breeder, i said to breed, as in procreate. why you so mad broh? sorry, i'll saying "people who prefer to pass a fetus" next time, is that better? POST POST edit. re my original post. ok, MOST mom's aren't mean or bad that's not what i was saying and I THINK that's part of Astoriagirls' beef? my point was that i don't think mean people become better for being parents, they become abusive parents. People like Apia are clearly loving caring aware people, so having a baby (aka breeding) would result in what she said was a deepening of her love and an expansion of her compassion. A love like no other. But I stand by my statement that having kids doesn't make you a good person. But good people someitmes have children. look i just want everybody to be ok.
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again, wthout listening to the episode
I've never been to a strip club. I have friends who used to go kinda regularly. When I would hang out with them they would keep trying to get me to go to a club with them, knowing I'm gay, because "it would be so fun."
I hate spending money and don't care about naked women, so I asked why I would even want to go, and one guy said "You know, you can go to the VIP room pay a little extra and get a, ya know *makes O-face.* I said I'd only go If I got to go in the back with them and watch them get dry humped until they jizzed in their pants. They stopped asking me after that
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