2746: Cupcakes and War

[Mattman]

"a basket, full of duck tape and an eel" versus "my name's Martha and I love sheep" - brilliant.

[FingerLakes]

Thank god (who doesn't exist) for Keith asking what "hooking up" means because literally everyone who's used that word at me has meant something different.

Literally last night a friend started a story telling me about a time he had a "coked up, three way hook-up" with these girls at a party. We got interrupted and when I had him complete the story he was like "oh we were super drunk and did a bunch of coke and they went to bed and I was like "me too" and I joined them. Then later me and one of them girls "did some stuff.""
"did you fuck?"
"Oh, no. There was some touching and...ya know. She was very into me."

Ugh.

[FingerLakes]

and that closeted Italian sounds like most older married/closeted dudes I've fucked. From Italians to visiting Japanese business men. Just showering me messages and praise and all this mushy bs from afar after our mediocre to pretty good sex.

I ain't thinking about you, boo.

[Mark Sandiego]

I love Matteo's impersonations of celebrities.

I also think it's cool that Keith and Chemda are doing / have done the ancestry spit tests. I think when I met Keith and Chemda at a bar in LA back in like 2007 I was working at Illumina, developing the DNA mapping and automation software used for both Ancestry and 23&Me. So, sorry if I got it wrong.

I've done both tests myself and the results are interesting but a bit general in my opinion, perhaps only because I'm a mutt. I'm curious to see what Keith thinks. Perhaps he'll find a long lost relative.

As a fun side note, there is also a dog test from Mars company called Wisdom Panel which compares your pup to all American breeds based on DNA.

[FingerLakes]

[FingerLakes]

Boomer Banks is the star that came to mind as a big dicked, down to earth, friendly porn star, and here he is with his fleshlight

It looks like the place I stole the picture from deleted it. so repost