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Go to church 4 11.76%
Have your parents think that youíre an idiot 30 88.24%
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Old 12-04-2017, 08:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2768: Fun Facts

Christmas woes; the latest celebrity sexual predators, including Matt Lauer, Russell Simmons, and A Prairie Home Companionís Garrison Keillor; sexual predator apologists, including INXS guitarist Kirk Pengilly, Geraldo Rivera, and Kevin Dillon

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Old 12-04-2017, 09:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I answered the poll without hearing the episode because there is no amount of convincing that could get me inside a church
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Old 12-04-2017, 09:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh shit wait a second...
Is the wishmaster going to give me AIDS now?
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Old 12-05-2017, 04:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I think Matt s wife left and his ex wife defended him. Ok. Keith said it
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Old 12-05-2017, 05:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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how to get out of church

diarhea. is it so hard to be in the bathroom when everyone leaves and just pour campbells soup in the toilet when they knock on the door to see if your ok? get three cans. moan. try and talk but cough and pour noodle soup in the john. pre spray the door w aerosal air freshner. to cover your (lack) of stank.

LAY THE GROUND WORK. complain of stomach cramping the night before.

i only suggest this because you'd say it would ruin christmas.

also, i'm sorry but i can NOT WAIT to hear what your bring back from this trip. The year you broke the rosary in half to share with Chemda I LOST IT! love that episode.
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Old 12-05-2017, 06:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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sexual abuse accusations are breaking up your family? yeah, thats HIS fault, not his victims. they didn't ask for a dick in them. people should be less tolerant of rape and more intolerant of having effing rapists and predators in their family.

fuck your family if its worth covering up assault. if your shit can't withstand the truth, its a fucking lie already. fuck that shit.
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Old 12-05-2017, 08:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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sexual abuse accusations are breaking up your family? yeah, thats HIS fault, not his victims. they didn't ask for a dick in them. people should be less tolerant of rape and more intolerant of having effing rapists and predators in their family.

fuck your family if its worth covering up assault. if your shit can't withstand the truth, its a fucking lie already. fuck that shit.
Exactly.
He did it, he just was so entitled that he thought it would never come out.
Now times are changing. But it was never ok to assault and rape!
Why did the got the button to close the door? Because he knew what he did was wrong and wanted to hide it.
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... just pour campbells soup in the toilet ...
I don't recommend Campbell tomato soup. You might end up explaining why you are not going to the hospital.
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I liked the fun facts.
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Old 12-05-2017, 02:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: villain button

Matt Lauerís door locking button was probably intended as more of a security feature than a Dr. Evil accessory. He did use it to purposely trap women in his lair, but thatís not why his employer installed it for him. In case anyone is confused.

Source: my sisterís boss in a federal building has a button that closes and locks the door in case of crazed gunmen, etc. She mostly uses it when people she doesnít want to talk to are about to walk past...
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