2768: Fun Facts

Keith · 12-04-2017, 07:51 PM

Christmas woes; the latest celebrity sexual predators, including Matt Lauer, Russell Simmons, and A Prairie Home Companion’s Garrison Keillor; sexual predator apologists, including INXS guitarist Kirk Pengilly, Geraldo Rivera, and Kevin Dillon

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astrokahn · 12-04-2017, 08:12 PM

I answered the poll without hearing the episode because there is no amount of convincing that could get me inside a church

astrokahn · 12-04-2017, 08:13 PM

Oh shit wait a second...
Is the wishmaster going to give me AIDS now?

snowflake · 12-05-2017, 04:55 AM

diarhea. is it so hard to be in the bathroom when everyone leaves and just pour campbells soup in the toilet when they knock on the door to see if your ok? get three cans. moan. try and talk but cough and pour noodle soup in the john. pre spray the door w aerosal air freshner. to cover your (lack) of stank.

LAY THE GROUND WORK. complain of stomach cramping the night before.

i only suggest this because you'd say it would ruin christmas.

also, i'm sorry but i can NOT WAIT to hear what your bring back from this trip. The year you broke the rosary in half to share with Chemda I LOST IT! love that episode.

snowflake · 12-05-2017, 05:29 AM

sexual abuse accusations are breaking up your family? yeah, thats HIS fault, not his victims. they didn't ask for a dick in them. people should be less tolerant of rape and more intolerant of having effing rapists and predators in their family.

fuck your family if its worth covering up assault. if your shit can't withstand the truth, its a fucking lie already. fuck that shit.

Scorpion · 12-05-2017, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by snowflake

... just pour campbells soup in the toilet ...

I don't recommend Campbell tomato soup. You might end up explaining why you are not going to the hospital.

Mermaid · 12-05-2017, 01:06 PM

I liked the fun facts.

GinnyNtonic · 12-05-2017, 01:28 PM

Matt Lauer’s door locking button was probably intended as more of a security feature than a Dr. Evil accessory. He did use it to purposely trap women in his lair, but that’s not why his employer installed it for him. In case anyone is confused.

Source: my sister’s boss in a federal building has a button that closes and locks the door in case of crazed gunmen, etc. She mostly uses it when people she doesn’t want to talk to are about to walk past...

Enunciated Piffle · 12-05-2017, 01:40 PM

Lol

Lanfear · 12-05-2017, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GinnyNtonic

Matt Lauer’s door locking button was probably intended as more of a security feature than a Dr. Evil accessory. He did use it to purposely trap women in his lair, but that’s not why his employer installed it for him. In case anyone is confused.

Source: my sister’s boss in a federal building has a button that closes and locks the door in case of crazed gunmen, etc. She mostly uses it when people she doesn’t want to talk to are about to walk past...

'Murcia: when you think you are defending somebody from accusations of sexual assault by pointing out it's just installed so the dude can lock himself in and let the underlings die outside his office from the crazy gunmen

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snowflake Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 112	how to get out of church diarhea. is it so hard to be in the bathroom when everyone leaves and just pour campbells soup in the toilet when they knock on the door to see if your ok? get three cans. moan. try and talk but cough and pour noodle soup in the john. pre spray the door w aerosal air freshner. to cover your (lack) of stank. LAY THE GROUND WORK. complain of stomach cramping the night before. i only suggest this because you'd say it would ruin christmas. also, i'm sorry but i can NOT WAIT to hear what your bring back from this trip. The year you broke the rosary in half to share with Chemda I LOST IT! love that episode. jcro21, Scorpion, littlp and 4 others like this. __________________ some people say each snowflake is unique and different. . . but they all look the same to me. on tumors/cancer: "God's got jokes."-Keith
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snowflake Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 112	sexual abuse accusations are breaking up your family? yeah, thats HIS fault, not his victims. they didn't ask for a dick in them. people should be less tolerant of rape and more intolerant of having effing rapists and predators in their family. fuck your family if its worth covering up assault. if your shit can't withstand the truth, its a fucking lie already. fuck that shit. Scorpion, Apia and Mermaid like this.
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Mermaid Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Eating a moonpie Posts: 611	I liked the fun facts. Keith, The Girl and Scorpion like this.
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GinnyNtonic Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 4	Re: villain button Matt Lauer’s door locking button was probably intended as more of a security feature than a Dr. Evil accessory. He did use it to purposely trap women in his lair, but that’s not why his employer installed it for him. In case anyone is confused. Source: my sister’s boss in a federal building has a button that closes and locks the door in case of crazed gunmen, etc. She mostly uses it when people she doesn’t want to talk to are about to walk past...
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