277: Lesson Learned

Craig@Tangents · 05-31-2006, 09:51 AM

Tent sex rocks!!! Mmmm, hot and sweaty and stinky...

mariana · 05-31-2006, 10:27 AM

"fake dick, fake flying"... but are you FAKE SMOKING??

Craig@Tangents · 05-31-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mariana

"fake dick, fake flying"... but are you FAKE SMOKING??

I'm a fake crack-whore...

mali · 05-31-2006, 11:27 AM

I found myself yelling at the speakers while driving to work. I can't believe that people would be so rude as to break shit, and not ask for the drinks/food in the cooler. And if you see there are only 1-2 diet cokes/non-alcoholic beers, you ask or leave it alone. I may be bitchy, but at least I have manners.

DWarrior · 05-31-2006, 12:27 PM

Any russians here go to KSP? This shit never happens when my family goes camping, but maybe because we mostly stay with friends.

MaltaFan · 05-31-2006, 03:41 PM

When you are out you end up eating so much more.. it always happens... must be some human natural instinct that kicks in... I also end up eating loads of meat...
Here are pics of me and my friends doing the pig... the fukin best thing in the world!!
Keith... you should be grateful for the cheeks.. it is true they are the best part, but tradition states that these are to be eaten by the owner of the pig, the owner of the place or the chosen APOSTLE!
This guy must have really liked you and respected you...

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cogy · 05-31-2006, 03:59 PM

that is one cute pig. i bet you could taste the cuddliness. and the terror.

was hoping i wouldnt have to ask, but.. when you say "cheeks" do you mean the face or the rear? ive had my share of pit-roasted swine but never heard mention of them.

spooky · 05-31-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MaltaFan

Here are pics of me and my friends doing the pig... the fukin best thing in the world!!

thats actually not a real high quality pig. not real bad breeding, but not great. next time you go shopping for a whole hog, pay attention to the length of its torso, if its of superior breeding, it will have an indentation, a channel sort of, running down its spine. and look at the pig from the top of the head to the snout, it should be straight as a ruler, not a concave curve like a bannana.

the more you know....

Keith · 05-31-2006, 05:56 PM

1.The literal cheecks of the face.

2. Fuckin' Spooky...

MichaelG · 05-31-2006, 06:08 PM

That was a good looking pig.

Are we talking face cheeks or Ass cheeks?

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mali Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 936	I found myself yelling at the speakers while driving to work. I can't believe that people would be so rude as to break shit, and not ask for the drinks/food in the cooler. And if you see there are only 1-2 diet cokes/non-alcoholic beers, you ask or leave it alone. I may be bitchy, but at least I have manners.
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MaltaFan Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Malta - Europe Posts: 80	eating loads.. When you are out you end up eating so much more.. it always happens... must be some human natural instinct that kicks in... I also end up eating loads of meat... Here are pics of me and my friends doing the pig... the fukin best thing in the world!! Keith... you should be grateful for the cheeks.. it is true they are the best part, but tradition states that these are to be eaten by the owner of the pig, the owner of the place or the chosen APOSTLE! This guy must have really liked you and respected you... KATG1.jpg KATG2.jpg KATG3.jpg __________________ Qal- Bala!!
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cogy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: socal Posts: 139	that is one cute pig. i bet you could taste the cuddliness. and the terror. was hoping i wouldnt have to ask, but.. when you say "cheeks" do you mean the face or the rear? ive had my share of pit-roasted swine but never heard mention of them.
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