2779: For the Holidays
 

Holiday non-plans; the world’s busiest airport has a blackout; woman to eat her mom’s ashes with her Christmas dinner; Omarosa fired and literally dragged from the White House; the social impact of Bye, Felicia; Net Neutrality revisited; KATG binge-listener feedback; Star Wars: The Last Jedi reviewed; Clowned by The Girl’s Lunch with Mother

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I read the poll a few times before answering.
I thought there was a trick to it and wanted to listen to the entire episode before answering.

But then after reading it like four times I just had to answer it, "No."

I'm really trying not to mess with Keet's science.

Chemda,
First know that I luv you for many reasons I’m sure I’ve said before.
“Every year we are on the same schedule. Every year there are a few less, not a lot but, a few less shows in December because frankly yeah we do need a break. But also, you guys tend to break a little bit as well.

I think you’re missing the most important aspect to this holiday break. WE NEED YOU, WE ARE ADDICTED TO YOUR SHOW. You can’t take heroine 5 days a week all year and then go cold turkey the week of Christmas just when we are about to spend too much time with our families.
NO WE NEED MORE NOT LESS. Every year I get stressed out knowing that I will have no KaTG to listen to during the holidays. I get a little peek when I think of the KaTGuh awards but that is not going to give me the shot in the arm the “Big show” gives me 5 days every other week of the year (except the week of April 15th and KaTG Day (July 4th) etc...

You also can't give an addict all his drugs at once and expect it to last all week long, keep the old release schedule for gods sake.

Additionally, I think I need to make the point that this is show # 2779. Are you really going to end the year on 2779? You're really not going to make one more show! That alone is driving me crazy how could you let that be. Please please make one more show and release it on the 22 or the 26th or something give us something to hold us through those days or something to help us get over them. or both, you could do both...

A Moment of Honestly, I'm only half kidding. You deserve a break, I certainly don't wish for you to not take a nice break and spend quality time away from the 'office'. Also the 2779 thing does bug me. Keith help me! Make one more show! Luv you guys!

Give me all the tings - I will listen at my own pace

Take all the time off you need, you both deserve it

xoxoxo

Oh, so you're little miss self control then fine!

Kiss up. ;)

I'm working on my self control, this helps the process...

And yes, I did bring cookies for the teacher :o

I also have a nice rotation of content beyond KATG, that helps too....

I think because KATG is the gold standard of my content, it weirdly helps me pace it along..

OH, so now you're well rounded too, fuck you.;) (mumbling) little miss perfect and her library of stuff...

I mean... I could... share some suggestions with you.... but that would make me too nice? :D:p

Spreading the ashes in a nice place is disrespectful to Debra’s mother. Shitting them out into a toilet isn’t in the least.

And I bet they linger in the commode like chia seeds.

Merry Christmas, Mum!