279: How to Conduct an Interview

[jwdd27]

From the FAQ at hollywoodiscalling.com:

Can I have the celebrity leave any kind of message I request

No. In order to be approved the message must be brief, polite, in good taste and civil.

BASTARDS, they already thought of it

[wayninho]

Originally Posted by spooky

fuuuuuck yooooooouuuuu!

keith got sent an email asking him to interview the author of a book on his show. clearly, the agent and the author had never heard the show, had no idea what kind of show it was, there was no logical reason for the interview. sort of like someone trying to sell bibles at a comic convention, it just makes no sense. they just spammed people looking for publicity. keith thought it would be funny if someone who was not keith did the interview, proof that they had no idea what they were getting into, calling them on their bullshit, essentially.

keith mcnalley and erin, a couple of canadians (dont hold it against them, they are pretty cool), have a podcast now, logorrhea.libsyn.com keith mcnalley opened up for keiths newest dvd. so they posed as keith and chemda, and fucked with the guy.

i thought it was funny as hell, but if you didnt get the context...i guess i could see how you would miss the boat.....

I still thought it was funny, especially the fake chemda laugh. I was just curious about the background too. Thanks for the info.

[Luis]

Keith and Erin are the best! That last bit was so funny. I've always noticed Chemdas never ending laughs where she almost explodes, as a reaction to things that aren't all that funny, and Erin nailed it. That was so great...

[germuhknee]

Originally Posted by matt2404

You know I fell asleep towards the end of the show and I had this horrible horrible nightmare that Keith and Chemda were replaced by perky midwestern college kids.

Midwestern college kids? <snort> So much for the celebrated Canadian accent, eh?

[Patrice]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

I am willing to pay the first price quoted 1200.

I know Keet is the best judge of assholes (next to DrDan of course), but his AssholeTax was out of My AT bracket.
I will take it as a compliment on the amout of AT he wanted to charge me. What an Honor....

Patrice
I will buy it if I can make payments. Will you take a 100 buck every 2 week for 6 months?

1st month
Send me the CD's that came inside the shipping box

2nd month
send me the power chord and batterey

3rd
the hard drive

4th
The DVD Burner

5th
The pen you signed the laptop.

6th month
You guessed it the Laptop itself.


Let me know, Balls in your court.

Sending money this way is a whole lot better than 'dontaing' money so someone can spend it on poker.

I now officially agree with Keith's asshole tax valuation on you.

[Sweet Elliott]

Keith and Chemda would never know as much as Keith and Erin about reading tings.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by shoogbear63

I've heard reports that Phil Helmuth is on the next Surreal Life (reportedly, he said this in an interview on Sirius and mentioned Randy Savage and the Playboy chick that Patrice mentioned as being on the show with him).

Finally it'll be watchable, and I'm not even talking about the Playboy chick.

[shoogbear63]

Dude, the Macho Man alone will be awesome... I'm calling Helmuth taking a flying elbow drop at some point. Also, I hope Savage is still in rapper mode (Please, google search 'Randy Savage - Be A Man', his rap song slamming Hogan)

[DJQuad]

Yep. If you don't know that much about Hellmuth he kicks ass. Not many like him, but I guess that's part of why I do.

[benjita]

European Vacation was a National Lampoon, Revenge of the Nerds was not.

Chemda's right, though. Of all of them, Nerds is the LEAST able to be re-made nowadays. Nerds today AREN'T like those 20 years ago. I haven't met a Screech in the last 10 years, and maybe even a few years before then.

National Lampoon died after Christmas Vacation. Anything after that just sucked ass.