2799: Profiling Keith
 

with Andrea Allan – 2018 Grammy Awards; know the laws of countries you visit; the Wedding Ring Effect; Andrea’s relationship update and Chemda the Wingwoman; Barney’s 1 on 1 tantric sex class; Creeps: David Copperfield, Harvey Weinstein’s assistant; Fred Savage, Mark Salling, Grandma the Clown, and Bronx karate instructor Anthony Gonzales; the end of Chief Wahoo

Guest:
Andrea Allan
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Whoa whoa whoa! What's with this witch hunt with kid fuckers? What, now I gotta go through allll the kids I've ever known and worry about which one is going to accuse me of kid fucking? I mean, ok, I admit I was drunk here and there. *it was a different time back then.* I mean sure it could've happened but that's my personality, everyone knows that. IT WAS CONSENSUAL, if it happened. Did you know I'm gay? Statute of limitations etc etc.

Chemda: "I want more friends."
Ten million VIP members: "JESUS WOMAN WE ARE SITTING RIGHT HERE!"

Clearly Chemda is a swipe left, she is way too needy. No one has that much excitement about having more friends unless they are collecting them in the basement.

(I'm joking people!)

ooh one person so far has tried the tantric thing... oh wait Chemda probably voted... we need at least three before it means a thing.

It was me. And "tried" is putting it ridiculously strong. It was a shitty half hearted effort involving basically what Chemda did (some YouTube video) and a not-at-all-into-whatever-the-fuck-weird-attempt-at-spiritual-garbage-Liz-is-trying-today boyfriend whose face I cannot even remember.

As I understand it, Tantra is supposed to help build and foster really really strong intimacy so that people can engage in sex in a more connected and (some would say,spiritual) way. Also the orgasms are supposed to be kickass.

Omg Chemda I FUCKING LOVE your tinder idea.
Imagine some rando dude is sitting on the toilet swiping through tinder and every other girl he sees is arm and arm with this fucking woman again! Who is sheeeeee? That would be the single greatest Tinder troll ever. Do it.

I'm the other one. But I'm in the "tantra of any kind" category :)

Don't worry, Keith. If you list your job as "podcaster at KATG" in your profile, she'll find the podcast and listen to it. Probably she'll listen to this episode. And read this forum. Hi, future Mrs Keith!

Also, there have been some blind items suggesting Mark Salling's suicide was actually a murder perpetrated by others in the child porn ring that he could expose in exchange for a lighter sentence.

Crazy Days and Nights: Blind Item #8