2813: Benefits

Michael's Servant · 02-21-2018, 08:00 PM

with Emily Lubin – Being dumped on Valentine’s Day; babysitting sad children; men vs. women in our current dating environment

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Pintman · 02-22-2018, 01:53 PM

"Send me a fuckin' bagel"

Keith · 02-27-2018, 03:52 PM

WHOEVER VOTED 'YES' NEEDS TO SHARE!

Rufio · 02-28-2018, 09:04 PM

Does their birthday count?

Keith · 02-28-2018, 09:25 PM

You know it does.

Rufio · 02-28-2018, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

You know it does.

What sort of monster would do that?

LoopyLou79 · 03-01-2018, 10:10 AM

I was sleeping with someone for a couple of months who I considered to be my boyfriend. We arranged to go out on my 21st Birthday with a group of friends from work when I turned up at the club the queue to get in was massive and I had to wait ages to get in. When I eventually got in I went to meet him on the dance floor and he was snogging another girl from work

I left with my housemate and got steaming drunk, I was heartbroken because I was so young. Not a great 21st, memorable for all the wrong reasons.

iamgrilledcheese · 03-27-2018, 05:18 PM

My family celebrates Xmas Eve not Xmas day. I literally have never done anything on Christmas day so I often don't even think of it as Christmas.
SO... I go home from college for Xmas and I'm arguing with my shitty abusive ex about how he cheated on me and I said to him "I'm with my family right now. I can't talk rn." Thinking in my head that I'm going to break up with him tomorrow when Christmas is over. The next day, I call him and tell him it's over and he texts me later (to guilt me) to say he was with his family celebrating Christmas and I'm thinking "it's not Christmas...." And then it clicks that oh yeah... People do celebrate on this day.

Keith · 03-27-2018, 07:35 PM

He's a fuck. And that makes perfect sense. Good for you.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	You know it does. Sparrow and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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LoopyLou79 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Britain Posts: 408	21st Birthday Break-up I was sleeping with someone for a couple of months who I considered to be my boyfriend. We arranged to go out on my 21st Birthday with a group of friends from work when I turned up at the club the queue to get in was massive and I had to wait ages to get in. When I eventually got in I went to meet him on the dance floor and he was snogging another girl from work I left with my housemate and got steaming drunk, I was heartbroken because I was so young. Not a great 21st, memorable for all the wrong reasons. Keith, Enunciated Piffle and iamgrilledcheese like this.
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03-27-2018, 05:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
iamgrilledcheese Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Jersey Posts: 78	My family celebrates Xmas Eve not Xmas day. I literally have never done anything on Christmas day so I often don't even think of it as Christmas. SO... I go home from college for Xmas and I'm arguing with my shitty abusive ex about how he cheated on me and I said to him "I'm with my family right now. I can't talk rn." Thinking in my head that I'm going to break up with him tomorrow when Christmas is over. The next day, I call him and tell him it's over and he texts me later (to guilt me) to say he was with his family celebrating Christmas and I'm thinking "it's not Christmas...." And then it clicks that oh yeah... People do celebrate on this day. Keith and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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03-27-2018, 07:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	He's a fuck. And that makes perfect sense. Good for you. iamgrilledcheese likes this.
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