2829: Lying Dicks w/ Ashley Gavin
 

Miami's collapsed footbridge; Keith puts a searing fork in his mouth; the U.S. Army's St. Patrick's Day tweet; National Walkout Day; teacher fires gun in class; mom who married her son then her daughter sentenced to 2 years in prison; online dating; Keith's poker night/date; sex clubs

Guest:
Ashley Gavin
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This one's for you Keith!
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It’s funny to me that obviously with the poll the answer is True, but someone will have to hit False to be funny or a contrarian. And yet, the grower vs. shower poll... well that’s no time for jokes I see. Appearently EVERY SINGLE GUY is a grower.

I am a grower though! My nickname on the high school basketball team was buttons.

pics are the only way to determine what's up. for science. don't make it sexy.

YEAH. I'm annoyed that no one took our Request for Science seriously, earlier.

Dicks, though. Am I right or am I right?
 

I am very amused that we went directly from one episode with someone actually taking their dick out (Hi Kevin, love you Kevin!) to show it to Keith & Chemda, to the next day's "I've never seen a penis, and pretty sure I don't ever need to!" (Yeah, Ashgavs!)

("So....he... he just... took it out??" Chemda: "Oh, no, I asked him to." With sooo much laughter involved. That was was so fun.)

Regarding the poll rule: say, it occurs to me that I am a penis-haver, if you wanna get technical about it. It sits on a shelf, most of the time. AND, it's definitely a shower, not a grower. I should go back and vote in that particular poll now, right? Yay!

i think the confusion is that folks are equating 'showing' with being small and 'growing' with being large, but there's more at play, right? like, both average and donkey dick fellers can be on either end of that scale, right? also, i really need to know there's somebody out there with a long AF flaccid dick. just taffy swinging all the time.

on further reflection, i think we're asking the wrong question. binaries are problematic just in general.

boys, who has the biggest flaccid dick in this room? like, step up if your everyday ding dong is like a cat toy all us ladies wanna bat around like pretty kitties.