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CherryLavender 03-23-2018 01:14 PM

Everyone in my house expected me to feel ashamed.

Oh, yea. I was a little butt hurt initially.

Enjoy the anger.

Amanda

Keith 03-23-2018 01:22 PM

That makes sense. Polys are known for being sensitive babies.

Glad we worked it out. You’re loved.

CherryLavender 03-23-2018 01:24 PM

Thanks.

And in my experience, people talk about what they think makes them interesting.

Come on

Archimedes_Screw 03-23-2018 01:29 PM

This thread has reminded me of every family reunion I've been to. Minus the accidental drunken discharge of a firearm. Love this place so much.

RichSPK 03-24-2018 08:57 PM

What guy isn't a grower? Someone who's exactly the same size hard or soft, just saggy when they aren't hard?

Keith 03-25-2018 12:46 AM

Maybe you could have sat on the bed while they explained

Rufio 03-25-2018 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 867146)
No thanks. I was very glad they did not see me.
And it's was no explanation needed. It was hot parents sex.
I went back into our room very quietly and I could still see the pictures in my head.
I told myself " they have been together for 40 years. Its good that still fuck. Each other"

You're a special little bird aren't you Apia?

Enunciated Piffle 03-25-2018 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 867143)
...But who knows maybe in a more sex positive house I could also deal with more.

Of course! You need more men in the bedroom. Mr Apia is not being sex positive about this. It’s very non-liberal of him.

You need to have a threesome. Immediately. Stop blaming mama und vater for not teaching you what should have been easily gleaned from watching porn all these years.

Wait. You’re German. There’s a lot of water sports in German porn. Skip that part. Or don’t. Apparently urine is sterile.

RichSPK 03-25-2018 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow (Post 867028)
boys, who has the biggest flaccid dick in this room? like, step up if your everyday ding dong is like a cat toy all us ladies wanna bat around like pretty kitties.

That's an understandable request, but there's a huge difference between coming in to use the bathroom after working outside in February flaccid versus lounging around on a humid August day flaccid. There are way too many variables for this to be useful.

I'll say that, hard, I may be under 6. I'm smaller than most guys I've seen in porn, bigger than a couple. (This Amazon Fire tablet's keyboard sucks so bad!) Flaccid, i am embarrassed by it at its shortest. Running inside to use the bathroom on a cold day, there have been times I've had to coax it out a bit just to be able to pee. There's no point in measuring that.

RichSPK 03-25-2018 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryLavender (Post 867073)
Hi, from your resident nasty whore, terrible mother here.

I guess my previous post didn't come across as funny as I thought it was about Andrea's description of the sex club.

The daughter had asked about the clubs before and I had never been able to give her an accurate description because, again, that would be weird. And Andrea did a really great job of what the feeling is like in the club.

I don't remember this. I need to listen to the episode again.


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