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Old 03-25-2018, 12:44 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I've seen my parents have sex with each other by accident once.
It was about 5 years ago.
We visited them and stayed over night.
It was about 9 am and wanted to ask something. The bedroom door was opened and I've seen the action.
They did not see me.

I was glad it was only them both. But who knows maybe in a more sex positive house I could also deal with more.
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Maybe you could have sat on the bed while they explained
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Old 03-25-2018, 12:52 AM   #33 (permalink)
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No thanks. I was very glad they did not see me.
And it's was no explanation needed. It was hot parents sex.
I went back into our room very quietly and I could still see the pictures in my head.
I told myself " they have been together for 40 years. Its good that still fuck. Each other"
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:25 AM   #34 (permalink)
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No thanks. I was very glad they did not see me.
And it's was no explanation needed. It was hot parents sex.
I went back into our room very quietly and I could still see the pictures in my head.
I told myself " they have been together for 40 years. Its good that still fuck. Each other"
You're a special little bird aren't you Apia?
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Old 03-25-2018, 12:19 PM   #35 (permalink)
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...But who knows maybe in a more sex positive house I could also deal with more.
Of course! You need more men in the bedroom. Mr Apia is not being sex positive about this. It’s very non-liberal of him.

You need to have a threesome. Immediately. Stop blaming mama und vater for not teaching you what should have been easily gleaned from watching porn all these years.

Wait. You’re German. There’s a lot of water sports in German porn. Skip that part. Or don’t. Apparently urine is sterile.

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Old 03-25-2018, 12:20 PM   #36 (permalink)
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boys, who has the biggest flaccid dick in this room? like, step up if your everyday ding dong is like a cat toy all us ladies wanna bat around like pretty kitties.
That's an understandable request, but there's a huge difference between coming in to use the bathroom after working outside in February flaccid versus lounging around on a humid August day flaccid. There are way too many variables for this to be useful.

I'll say that, hard, I may be under 6. I'm smaller than most guys I've seen in porn, bigger than a couple. (This Amazon Fire tablet's keyboard sucks so bad!) Flaccid, i am embarrassed by it at its shortest. Running inside to use the bathroom on a cold day, there have been times I've had to coax it out a bit just to be able to pee. There's no point in measuring that.
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Old 03-25-2018, 12:23 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Hi, from your resident nasty whore, terrible mother here.

I guess my previous post didn't come across as funny as I thought it was about Andrea's description of the sex club.

The daughter had asked about the clubs before and I had never been able to give her an accurate description because, again, that would be weird. And Andrea did a really great job of what the feeling is like in the club.
I don't remember this. I need to listen to the episode again.
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