Fashion seems to be any shirt with a hood attached.

That's just what a fleshtraitor would say! :eek:

I miss fashion. By fashion I mean Jncos. You could fit a 40oz in both pockets. Which seemed reasonable. Very functional.

tin foil hat: he's under the influence of the Sleep Number. it's been tracking his sleep for /years/, y'all. who knows what else it's doing.

god, i'm still fuming. fashion is forward thinking and it takes the eons of the forward thinking behind it and alludes to it over and over again lacquering this great pearl of human impulse and ingenuity. you know who makes these dumb dumb clothing choices for us? people with taste, vision, and an appreciation for history. Dear 80% of our audience: get with it.

HMMM.

We're watchin' you, Malley. We're watchin' you suspiciously. (Oh, wait, we're already doing that? OK, never mind. Carry on!)

speaking of our human story, Y2K denim has been experiencing a resurgence and pant legs, having been skinny AF for a good while are starting to widen again. JNCO's are a reflection of our 90s fetish for the eXtreme reaching an apex. rave culture was mainstream enough to throw its practical and aesthetic choices into the hands of every dumb fucking mountain dew sucking poser in podunk everywhere.

Fashion is art. It communicates ideas.

Take my office for example. It has casual Friday. This is a time for everyone to communicate just what a total slob they truly are.

I do think fashion is underrated, under appreciated, and more important than most people think. We’re a visual animal. Facial cues are super important. Is this person a threat? Are they smiling? Clothes are super important as well. It says who you are.

When you are a parent - dressing your age is important. Fashion matters.

It communicates ideas... that other people told you to have or you’re uncool.

Your hurt is showing.