I have Pamprin in my medicine drawer. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

You're saying you were seeing a guy for a week and then, SURPRISE, one day you noticed he left his shampoo in your shower without telling you?

C'mon nah...

The toothbrush I'm ok with. Maybe it's a power play, maybe it's an accident, whatever. It carries some kind of weight with it but at the end of the day it's like a $3 toothbrush. $5 if she's extra fancy.

The coat, though. That shit is presumptuous. She's written herself an invitation back. What the fuck are you meant to do with that if shit gets weird? Which it could, because you're not talking. A toothbrush is easy to toss.

Also, let's not conflate any of this argument with the argument about what is and isn't cool to say on the show. They're totally separate issues.

"oh look he forgot his shampoo"

Not

"what does this mean for us?"

Did he sneak a shower when you weren't looking with his shampoo?

Why would he have to sneak a shower?

Do you have a "no shower" rule?

You know your situation isn't close to mine, that's why you keep leaving out the details.

Behave.

This
 

This *1000000

The only logical response.
 

The only thing Keith can do now is clean his bum with the toothbrush and burn the coat live on Instagram.


Women we bring it on ourself with our need for warmth and fresh breath :rolleyes:

it's been a week. can we not expect there to be at least a little while where we're hiding some of the strings?

I hope she fills his apartment with candles :D If it was me I'd definitely get mail Redirected to his address.

I'm a prude or old fashioned but if Im having sex with you, I get to leave my stuff at your place.