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Keith 03-28-2018 03:58 PM

And that gave her permission to get a time machine and leave a toothbrush.

Mermaid 03-28-2018 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia (Post 867279)
I just found out I'm 1,3 % black and I love it. Am I allowed to joke about it?

( please don't be mad)

I can't imagine there being a joke about it that doesn't perpetuate stereotypes.

But if you can come up with an actual funny joke that I haven't heard a million times from white Americans (who found out their great great great grandaddy raped a slave once so they're 1% black now) then go for it.

Mermaid 03-28-2018 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 867278)
And that gave her permission to get a time machine and leave a toothbrush.

The nerve! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!

You need to set that bitch straight. What does she think she lives there now or something!

Lmbo. This is legitimately super odd to me. I'm glad I know this is a thing now tho.

I'm gonna start purposefully leaving toothbrushes after the first or second sexual encounter just to weed out the men who react negatively to it.

Keith 03-28-2018 04:22 PM

Right. You would have to deliberately do that because you NEVER DID IT.

Mermaid 03-28-2018 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia (Post 867282)
I just wanted to say, " as a 1.3 % black person, I get it. I get it."
Not extemly funny, but not hurtful I hope.

Yeah... Better just leave that alone.

LoopyLou79 03-28-2018 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mermaid (Post 867283)
The nerve! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!

You need to set that bitch straight. What does she think she lives there now or something!

Lmbo. This is legitimately super odd to me. I'm glad I know this is a thing now tho.

I'm gonna start purposefully leaving toothbrushes after the first or second sexual encounter just to weed out the men who react negatively to it.


You're my spirit animal with this ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

Mermaid 03-28-2018 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 867284)
Right. You would have to deliberately do that because you NEVER DID IT.

I've never remembered doing it. I very well might have left a wake of very confused men lol

I buy a ten pack for a dollar then when I'm down to the last one I buy another pack. I could have tens of toothbrushes just out causing havoc in the world.

Keith 03-28-2018 04:27 PM

Of course. Mermaid's acting like we're dating and I'm picking on her.

Of course she never did this.

Mermaid 03-28-2018 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 867290)
Of course. Mermaid's acting like we're dating and I'm picking on her.

Of course she never did this.

In my reality toothbrushes are cheap, insignificant and disposable. Therefore, I may have done it several times. But because toothbrushes have the same value as solo cups to me I haven't kept a tally.

I leave my toothbrush when I travel places and just get a new one out of the pack when I get home. I have left toothbrushes in several countries and states.


It wouldn't be surprising if I've left some at men's houses just out of habit.

Keith 03-28-2018 04:56 PM

So I should throw it out and shrug, “Um, it’s just a toothbrush...”


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