2836: The Coat w/ Reena Calm

Keith · 03-28-2018, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mermaid

Space is an issue? For a toothbrush and a coat?

NYC apartments must be super tiny.

My gentleman caller left his shampoo in the shower once. Should I be worried?

Maybe leaving things at people's apartments you frequently spend the night over is more uncommon than I thought.

It may be a southern thing but it's not uncommon for people to have extra toothbrushes/towels/tampons/etc at their place. Even single men.

I have Pamprin in my medicine drawer. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

You're saying you were seeing a guy for a week and then, SURPRISE, one day you noticed he left his shampoo in your shower without telling you?

C'mon nah...

lizsquiz · 03-28-2018, 02:14 PM

The toothbrush I'm ok with. Maybe it's a power play, maybe it's an accident, whatever. It carries some kind of weight with it but at the end of the day it's like a $3 toothbrush. $5 if she's extra fancy.

The coat, though. That shit is presumptuous. She's written herself an invitation back. What the fuck are you meant to do with that if shit gets weird? Which it could, because you're not talking. A toothbrush is easy to toss.

Also, let's not conflate any of this argument with the argument about what is and isn't cool to say on the show. They're totally separate issues.

Mermaid · 03-28-2018, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I have Pamprin in my medicine drawer. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

You're saying you were seeing a guy for a week and then, SURPRISE, one day you noticed he left his shampoo in your shower without telling you?

C'mon nah...

"oh look he forgot his shampoo"

Not

"what does this mean for us?"

Keith · 03-28-2018, 02:32 PM

Did he sneak a shower when you weren't looking with his shampoo?

Mermaid · 03-28-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Did he sneak a shower when you weren't looking with his shampoo?

Why would he have to sneak a shower?

Do you have a "no shower" rule?

Keith · 03-28-2018, 02:53 PM

You know your situation isn't close to mine, that's why you keep leaving out the details.

Behave.

LoopyLou79 · 03-28-2018, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by joslingeneva

Jeez Keith is freaking me out about this tooth brush. She's FUCKING you. The least you can do is let her leave a fucking tooth brush and a dumb coat.

This *1000000

LoopyLou79 · 03-28-2018, 03:11 PM

The only thing Keith can do now is clean his bum with the toothbrush and burn the coat live on Instagram.

Women we bring it on ourself with our need for warmth and fresh breath

Sparrow · 03-28-2018, 03:15 PM

it's been a week. can we not expect there to be at least a little while where we're hiding some of the strings?

LoopyLou79 · 03-28-2018, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia

I don't know. It's the toothbrush, the coat, then a pair of boots, a coffeemaker, some plates, a bike, some underwear, socks, maybe some candles, a picture of hers, maybe she gets some mail delivered there, all without a talk.
And Keith gets a new roomsmate without noticing.

I don't know.

I hope she fills his apartment with candles

If it was me I'd definitely get mail Redirected to his address.

I'm a prude or old fashioned but if Im having sex with you, I get to leave my stuff at your place.

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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	The toothbrush I'm ok with. Maybe it's a power play, maybe it's an accident, whatever. It carries some kind of weight with it but at the end of the day it's like a $3 toothbrush. $5 if she's extra fancy. The coat, though. That shit is presumptuous. She's written herself an invitation back. What the fuck are you meant to do with that if shit gets weird? Which it could, because you're not talking. A toothbrush is easy to toss. Also, let's not conflate any of this argument with the argument about what is and isn't cool to say on the show. They're totally separate issues. Keith, Lanfear, jess and 3 others like this. __________________ http://twitter.com/lizsquiz
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	Did he sneak a shower when you weren't looking with his shampoo?
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	You know your situation isn't close to mine, that's why you keep leaving out the details. Behave.
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LoopyLou79 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Britain Posts: 408	The only logical response. The only thing Keith can do now is clean his bum with the toothbrush and burn the coat live on Instagram. Women we bring it on ourself with our need for warmth and fresh breath porky2468 and Mermaid like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	it's been a week. can we not expect there to be at least a little while where we're hiding some of the strings? Keith and porky2468 like this.
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