I would love to see this relationship unfold like this:

Girl leaves toothbrush at Keith's.
Girl heard show about toothbrush, thinks it's hilarious.
Girl brings it up, Keith acknowledgea in joke format but never says to stop leaving shit outright
Girl hears next show, finds that also hilarious, decides to fuck with Keith.
Girl begins intentionally leaving small items at Keith's with sole purpose of filling his apartment until he gets the joke.
Keith does not get the joke.
Girl finds this ever more hilarious.
Poundown is eventually filled to the brim with various small objects and bulky coats.
Keith breaks down and finally asks girl to not leave things at his house.
Girl explains joke.
Keith finds joke hilarious.
Girl and Keith get married and have ten babies.

Ridiculous Town
 

Love the Ridiculous Town bit.

I think leaving the fur coat is pretty sexy :) Nice to get a quote out in the podcast :D

“He should BE so lucky to have my toothbrush.” - LoopyLou

“Don’t say too much. You don’t wanna be a yapper. You know how bitches be yappin’ with their very succinct points about your bullshit.”

- Andrea

“Yappin’ and Flappin’ Baby”

- Emily

:D :D :D

This toothbrush fiasco is the greatest. LOL

I just meant that I've been misunderstood where the implication was that I was crazy, manipulative, or a bitch without getting the chance to explain more times than I appreciate. I'm for sure not the only woman who feels that way.

My nightmare is that a new guy I'm into is discussing actions I thought were minor with all of his friends to this extent.

The beginning stages are so anxiety filled in the first place, that's fair. The nightmare is how long it's gone on and the implication that she's being manipulative.

Don't get me wrong, I will listen to this all day, Especially with Andrea involved. But I'm not her.

Also, I suppose I do currently have a level of boyfriend privilege. We just say what we think to one another. When he does tell his friends about something weird or crazy I've done, he tells me how the discussion went. This isn't new for us. He's behaved this way since we met, that's one of the reasons he's for me.

And that's why I manipulated him out of his ten year bachelor pad and into my apartment. Mwahahaha

What you should do
 

Go for broke, next time she comes round open the door with you just wearing all the items she's left at your apartment. Act casual, if she mentions it, just brush it off along the lines of it being a misunderstanding and you thought they were gifts from her to you. Guarantee nothing will be left behind again.

Of course he does. ;)

How don't you know that that wouldn't be off-putting but rather extremely adorable? Do you chicks know ANYTHING about women?

I just realized that no one could love toothbrushgate more than Jared Freid, since otherwise we'd still be piling on him for being such a shitball on the show.

It's a fast news cycle around here.