2842: Assault and Batteries w/ Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin
 

Listener feedback; Laura Ingraham, Frank Stallone, Ted Nugent, and Rosanne Barr vs. teen activist David Hogg; Keith and the David Bowie exhibit, Chinese boy urinates on elevator buttons, causes himself to be stuck inside

Guests:
Myq Kaplan
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Zach Sherwin
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Woohoo, tearing of paper! :D

Myq is pleasant af.

“Programmed for pleasantry” as they say in the robot world.

Wet Towels
 

:D:D:D I ALWAYS leave wet towels on our bed, and it drives my husband mad :cool:

Urinating on an asshole
 

I have never urinated on an asshole.

Hm. How are you at closing cabinet doors, though?


{shows self out yet again}

Cabinet doors close?

Yep, I thought as much. Heheh.

{takes notes on clipboard}

Why didn’t you say this when you were giving your silly toothbrush opinions?

“I think it’s ok that woman left a toothbrush without asking. Also, I’m fucking insane.”

"I am putting a toothbrush in every cupboard and cabinet you have, AND I am leaving all the doors open for sure."

Oh Emm Gee, as they say. NEW TSHIRT IDEA.

Just, "KATG" in big letters, the website URL, and a graphic of a toothbrush. Yay!

Amateurs
 

You forgot about the wet towels, leaving the little ring pull thingy's on the worktops, talking when the news is on, not separating my laundry, over filling the kitchen bin ............ need I go on:cool:

“I don’t know why leaving things over is a big deal. Or being a slob in anyone’s space.”

I think people don’t WANT arguments resolved. We could have reached a conclusion in 5 seconds.

Communication is key
 

You've got to talk about something, communication is key in maintaining a healthy relationship.

I love peeing outside into nature, which I don't consider to be "like an asshole." I really don't get the appeal of the elevator.

Peeing on trees > peeing into a toilet > peeing into a urinal > peeing into a trough with a little person inside it > this stupid elevator

What’s that they say about action? And love?

Oh yeah. They say hang towels. Close drawers. Or jump in a river.

LoopyLou79 laughs at her man when she leaves wet towels on the bed as she types that I need to learn communication...

There’s that great National Geographic article. The one where monkeys couldn’t communicate properly.

They left wet towels and toothbrushes- everywhere.

Re: the poll
 

no, but I've had my asshole peed on

I have a disease where I can't not picture things

We gonna describe it or nah?

First...
I pictured a bootyhole with a pee stream shooting into it. The stream had an arch kinda like those water fountains with the peeing babies. The bootyhole filled like a shot glass then began to overflow.

But then...
I was thinking... If I sat at the right angle I bet I could pee on my own asshole. So then I pictured that.

*curtsies and leaves *

Complicated Manoeuvre
 

I'm a shy pee(er) I would be terrible at this, since I've got older I cannot even pee in the sea when I go swimming. :rolleyes: No way could I pee in a butthole.

I pictured a bare ass (no body attached) with the asshole facing up, and another ass squatting over that ass with pee dribbling down. So in my head the person on top was likely a girl but they were both hair free assholes so they were probably both girls... not to say that girls can't have hairy assholes, I think we probably just de-hair a little better in the assholey regions to avoid the thought of someone seeing our asshole all hairy.

Do people understand we said LIKE an asshole, and not an actual asshole? Just something SIMILAR to an asshole.

Sorry, it already happened. Assholes are gettin pissed on

p-meditation. Genius

In honor of Myq: it was an assimile