2845: Lucky You w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton
 

A dark family history and a tortured existence; tattoos; sobriety; Tony Robbins’ apology

Guest:
Jessica Michelle Singleton
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Only someone truly funny can see the humor of being left for dead, as a child, at a Waffle House. It sounds awful but all I could think was, (as she relayed a spectacularly horrible childhood) damn - I bet her comedy is great.

A++

Probably a Best New Guest Katguh contender

I can't stand for the waffle house slander.


It's not just a waffle house, it's a waffle home.

Yay, tattoos! (#147 For Liiiife! Hee hee.)

Also, this was a really excellent episode, and I love Jessica Michelle (we always have to call her by both names, right?). She is delightful, and seemed like she was an old friend from many past shows. Are we entirely SURE she was new? Double check. Anyway, have her back again, please.

<3 !

("And when the U in the neon sign is burned out, you rush right over to the Waffle Hose. How could you NOT.")

"Because shut up," he explained. :D

She's funny. I like her. A true open book.

And she didn’t feel the need to state it. Weird.

this was an amazeballs guest!!! shout out to my white trash bitches!!!

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note: if you feel too good for Waffle House, suck a butt.

i understand the appeal is partly a heart tug from having early experiences with it, but it's always there for you. there's two off every exit. it's always cold AF. throw a tune on a juke box. do a little people watching. have your order taken by a meth user and prepared by her meth dealer. they work fast b/c they're tweaking and it's our culture so you have to respect it.

i had my first one night stand meeting a couple dudes at 3 am at one when i was 19.

Whenever I hear ‘white trash’ names I think of this movie.

Jessica Michelle is far from the worst white trash name. Tammi Lynn is up there. But my all time favorite is my friend Tanya Sue. Her mom was such white trash her birth certificate says Tauwnya Sue.

they only exist in the South. you'll have to come to the mountain.

bonus points if it's anything +Lee (guilty) or +Ray

double bonus if it's spelled Leigh.

fancy trash names are Desiree, Destiny, and Tiffany.

you can't trust any of us named Angel.

It was pretty much the afterparty spot in college. Waffle house workers will take care of you like a long lost Auntie. They will dance with you to the juke box music and make sure you got a safe ride back to your dorm.

"how you doin baby? You looking mighty long in the face. I brought you an extra helping of hashbrowns on me."

AND you can sit back and watch a whole fight break out and be resolved quickly cause waffle house workers ain't nothing to fuck with.

That's why no one cares that they have face and neck tattoos and smell like black n milds.

A muhfuggin waffle home.

They also don't close during hurricanes.

They stay open and feed emergency workers.

FEMA even uses them as a guide to measure how severe a storm is.

If waffle house is closed then shit is about to get beyond real.

With Borderline Personality Disorder, "Borderline" comes from the idea that the person is in between a psychotic state and normal functioning. It's an older term that was meant to convey the idea that a person is too sane to be considered crazy and too crazy to be considered sane. They may have toxic personal relationships and difficulty relating to others, but they are not having hallucinations or delusions on a grander scale that would identify them as schizophrenic.

ding ding ding!!!

bonus points for any exchange of letters to make super common names look illiterate.

Can you spot what part of this map used to be Eastern Germany where people tried to be cool and give their daughter a fancy foreign name?

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