2850: The Problem with HR w/ Gaby Dunn

[BenAtlanta]

Originally Posted by Apia

It was outstanding for sure

I sort of forgot they were in L.A. and if they hadn't mentioned it I'd have assumed it was in studio. Even Andrea hanging out in a towel wouldn't have seemed weird.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Apia

Has there ever been a female enemy? I wonder if those guys want to be Keith.

Originally Posted by Beth Yaz-Pistachio

{raises hand}
{gets called on}
Yes, same question.

not to my knowledge. Keith does have alleged bad blood with Lanfear over some past something she doesn't remember, but Keith is convinced she does remember and winks that her disagreeing with him springs from that resentment. that doesn't count b/c it's not real.

[Sparrow]

on topic: silicone lube. i don't know about y'alls pussy, but mine has some discriminating taste here. there are a couple of downsides--it's more expensive, you can't use it with silicone toys, and it takes a little soap and water post-clean up, BUT it doesn't tack up. ever. it's like if God were a woman and she bottled her glory squirt. need a recommendation? Pjur or Millennium ID.

[dEadERest]

voting and reviewing comments before listening, it's my favorite ting
someone alerted me that i was being talked about
i'm just happy to provide show fodder that's not about terrible life choices and alcohol
i'm assuming..
i put two dots there for keet
i got ridiculed for making a suggestion at the live show, the tech Amy thanked me afterwards
i say i don't care about stuff and keet loses his shit, of course you care. Relativity
i support the show, the community, i have been misconstrued and deconstructed and accused and i have enjoyed it all though i do think it's sad that i'm just a piñata but whatevs
i don't have cancer
yet

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by manualfocus

I'm just sitting here hoping for more enlightening feedback like deaderest's classic "hey you fat, bat-urine stained chromosomal compromise, check your PM's much?"

I mean, we're all waiting for that, right?

I have said bat urine before I believe but who is this person?

[dEadERest]

17mins in, that was reminding me of being close to the front of the line for the Matterhorn in the morning at Disneyland when I was a kid, I was crying up to the "fuck you", and the fact that they say the name fucked up and fabricate a persona for me, have a show but don't interact, especially at live events?
when keet was packing up the cornhole targets I had to get my phone and I happened to pass behind him, i'm sure this was premeditated, i'm 3/4 a cripple, I said something and got a smile out of him, that was nice whatever weird lie he bakes it into, if it brings three knuckleheads to the forums it is awesome

[Cretaceous Bob]

Oh man I'm really enjoying that deaderest is Keith's new bad guy. Deaderest, you're a weird dude and that's been clear since forever. Don't have a defensive meltdown like people have done before, just embrace it.

[Bucho]

"Is there any other way to love you other than like a slight undertone of hate?"

The fact this was asked by Chemda herself ...

[Keith]

dEad,

Whenever these things happen with people, they are never able to answer why I happened to pick them, of all people, to make it look like someone is unhinged and behaving like a crazy person.

Now you and I know it's all part of an unexplainable goof on the audience, but how would YOU explain to people how I knew you'd "get it" and not be offended by all the negative things I've said about you?

I'm grateful you did of course. These sons a bitches don't know which way is up haha! But how do you explain to this person that supposedly told you we were talking about you why you were chosen to be my bit partner?

And how early did you know you were chosen?

Please have fun and answer in nonsense for a bit, but then after maybe try to make it make sense so at least I understand.

Thanks again,
Keith

[kat666]

Dammit Keith Ben and Jerrys was on sale this morning at the supermarket and its totally your fault, i bought some.

Also, I just passed 100 days sober.

Thanks for the inspiration, both good and bad