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Old 04-24-2018, 09:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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17mins in, that was reminding me of being close to the front of the line for the Matterhorn in the morning at Disneyland when I was a kid, I was crying up to the "fuck you", and the fact that they say the name fucked up and fabricate a persona for me, have a show but don't interact, especially at live events?
when keet was packing up the cornhole targets I had to get my phone and I happened to pass behind him, i'm sure this was premeditated, i'm 3/4 a cripple, I said something and got a smile out of him, that was nice whatever weird lie he bakes it into, if it brings three knuckleheads to the forums it is awesome
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Old 04-24-2018, 09:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Oh man I'm really enjoying that deaderest is Keith's new bad guy. Deaderest, you're a weird dude and that's been clear since forever. Don't have a defensive meltdown like people have done before, just embrace it.
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Old 04-24-2018, 10:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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"Is there any other way to love you other than like a slight undertone of hate?"

The fact this was asked by Chemda herself ...

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Old 04-25-2018, 12:11 AM   #24 (permalink)
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dEad,

Whenever these things happen with people, they are never able to answer why I happened to pick them, of all people, to make it look like someone is unhinged and behaving like a crazy person.

Now you and I know it's all part of an unexplainable goof on the audience, but how would YOU explain to people how I knew you'd "get it" and not be offended by all the negative things I've said about you?

I'm grateful you did of course. These sons a bitches don't know which way is up haha! But how do you explain to this person that supposedly told you we were talking about you why you were chosen to be my bit partner?

And how early did you know you were chosen?

Please have fun and answer in nonsense for a bit, but then after maybe try to make it make sense so at least I understand.

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Old 04-25-2018, 02:43 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Dammit Keith Ben and Jerrys was on sale this morning at the supermarket and its totally your fault, i bought some.

Also, I just passed 100 days sober.

Thanks for the inspiration, both good and bad
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I hooked up with a guy not too long ago and he used some warming lube during foreplay. It started to tingle but not in a good way. Before long my vajay was on fire!! I had to run to the shower to wash it off and then lie in bed for about 15 minutes before it stopped burning. We got down and dirty sans lube after that so it wasn't a wasted journey. But fuck using novelty lube ever again!
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Don't have a defensive meltdown like people have done before, just embrace it.
grEat advice, you know me so well, but you can scuttle back under your rock now

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Thanks for the inspiration, both good and bad
Changing lives since 2005, good on ya demonKat

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And how early did you know you were chosen?
When you hugged me and invited me back to your table in NH with BroLo and bJason & Crew

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Please have fun and answer in nonsense for a bit, but then after maybe try to make it make sense so at least I understand.
I always know exactly what you mean

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But fuck using novelty lube ever again!
amen! the "trick" to novelty lubes are skin irritants.
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Gaby Dunn was always a great guest. Loved hearing her when she was living in NYC. So cool to have her back on when they visited LA.

Welcome back, Gaby. And congrats on all your success.
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:27 AM   #30 (permalink)
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not to my knowledge. Keith does have alleged bad blood with Lanfear over some past something she doesn't remember, but Keith is convinced she does remember and winks that her disagreeing with him springs from that resentment. that doesn't count b/c it's not real.
Totes not real - I got a hug during games night.

Right Keith? Best buddies 5eva!
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