2879: In the Spirits w/ Julian McCullough

[Keith]

That is on you, bro, if that was somehow a surprise. What DID you two even talk about that a real crush developed?

Cause I can guess.

[manualfocus]

Agh, that was my letter! Just to clarify a couple of things: Keith, you mean the world to me, I'm just one of those assholes that shows my love with sarcasm. Also, yes I'm an idiot, I should have walked away from that relationship 13 years and 360 days before she did, but I didn't. I'm clearly the best, I'll let you all know if I get single again so you can get a shot at this codependent hot mess. And yes, Chemda pointing out that Keith needed to communicate better instead of holding everything in was exactly my own problem, so I heard that loud and clear. Lastly, yup, big lesbo.

Seriously, thank you for everything, thank you for reading and responding to my letter on the show, and I promise to work on those compliments.

Love and all the shits,
Kristin the "Real Lesbo"

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Keith

That is on you, bro, if that was somehow a surprise. What DID you two even talk about that a real crush developed?

Cause I can guess.

We hit it off right away. A 10 minute coffee date turned into 2 hours. We went to dinner, live music shows, local market, hot springs, had same favorite authors/ movies, just great time together the whole shebang. It was legit. We were both very into each other. We had a great connection. You don’t know me Keith. And you don’t have to be a dick about it.

These dating apps are not ‘modernized’. There’s no ‘polyamorous’ setting. So I get what Sparrow is saying. It’s easy to make it my fault. It’s ...no one’s fault. I’ve never been in that situation before. Everything was going so beautifully. I was just waiting for the other shoe to drop. It did.

I guess I’m supposed to ‘learn how to share’ my partner? I don’t know. Give me monogamy. That’s my wiring. I’m Enunciated Scaredy-cat when it comes to that. I don’t have a problem playing the ‘we just met so obviously you’re fucking/ none of my business / keep it to yourself thing. But they way she was sounding was...it was going somewhere.

She’s a free spirit/ festival hippie gal. I should have known. Those people are beautiful and magical. It’s what I like about em. You can’t put a ring on it.

Here’s the thing. She’s still on that site. There’s no mention of ‘must like orgies on your honey moon’. Sucks cuz I’m like. I like her so much...but I can’t go there. So, do I call her up and try? Move on. What?

[Keith]

You were supposed to fuck her into monogamy, but what's done is done.

[FingerLakes]

the last few eps have been so fucking good ya'll.
Mother fuckers opening up about their feelings and fears and sexy time desires. I eat that shit up.

I didn't know either celeb that killed themselves lately but the stories around them are so interesting. Didn't know about the chef's drug usage in the past at all. Another person posted that he spoke about his depression and they weren't that surprised by the suicide. Just interesting to see more of the pictures around what happened.

Keith, you wearing knee braces yet? I got a nice Patella support bad that really helps and isn't gaudy/too bulky/unsightly or uncomfortable.

https://www.amazon.com/BraceAbility-...Y31EA64F8NZHGV

[LoopyLou79]

Anyone know where I can buy an orgy bed?

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Keith

You were supposed to fuck her into monogamy, but what's done is done.

I KNEW IT!!!!

You know what? I’m boo-hoo-ing here but I gotta be honest. I went back. A few times. I just can’t share my sex partner. It’s too weird. Go meet her somewhere and like 2-3 of her friends are chilling. Im wondering. Is she banging these people? Ugh.

She’s a fantastic person. Greatest smile. Nicest person in the world. It just sucks. Am I like, not liberal enough? Maybe she’s figured some marvelous sexual freedom out? Maybe I’m still suffering from leftover childhood religious stuff?

I understand monogamy is goofy. That we’re essentially animals. I get that in my brain. My heart disagrees.

[Sparrow]

you can be into monogamy. your being into monogamy is not the problem. your anger and 180* turn around attitude toward this person who you claim to like stinks like doodiepie. so she's not into it. you can't be together. deal with your disappointment without taking it out on her. she didn't do anything to you except be honest, bruh.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

She’s a free spirit/ festival hippie gal. I should have known. Those people are beautiful and magical. It’s what I like about em. You can’t put a ring on it.

i imagine you shoving giant pins in their faux fairy wings and into their palms and feet on a giant insect display. i'm still not convinced you don't have a cooler full of murdered gals and a shed full of hula hoops.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Omg. That’s funny.

Yeah. You know, I’m a pretty horrible person. I seem to be less awful away from meth and gin though. There is a difference between Piffle on forums and Jesse in Montana.

So many breakups on show recently. Friends here with lousy marriages. Makes me wonder if a permanent commitment/ marriage is outdated. But no one wants to die alone. I certainly don’t.

Getting off me and back onto show stuff.

I really really liked Julien. That’s gotta the quickest a Guest has jumped in with Keith and Chemda. He was ballsy too. In all the years I’ve never heard a guy flirt with Chemda/ ball bust Keith/ like they are together. That was fun. Hope he’s back on asap

I’d say Julien is Best New Guest Katguh. Someone go nominate him.