2882: Sex Moves: The Godfather Part II w/ Conor Delehanty and J.P. McDade

Michael's Servant · 06-13-2018, 10:59 PM

Roseanne Barr's Last Comic Standing judging; too many roommates; dating secrets; the 2018 Tony Awards; Lenny Dykstra

Guests:
Conor Delehanty

J.P. McDade

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Archimedes_Screw · 06-14-2018, 08:35 AM

Awesome episode! The laughing in the background kills me! So good!

LoopyLou79 · 06-14-2018, 12:29 PM

Keith’s cum trick has at least one major flaw.

How do you know the woman isn’t thinking “thank god that’s over” and is appalled when you start going at it again.

When she reports back to the her friends it could be negative along the lines of just wanting to cum so she can go home ��

Keith · 06-14-2018, 01:15 PM

In fact, how do I know the woman even wanted to be there in the first place when she tries to have sex a second time?!

LoopyLou79 · 06-14-2018, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

In fact, how do I know the woman even wanted to be there in the first place when she tries to have sex a second time?!

Clearly you're irresistible but please don't subject us mere mortals to bad sex with someone that's faking a second orgasm to exaggerate their prowess.

lizsquiz · 06-14-2018, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLou79

Clearly you're irresistible but please don't subject us mere mortals to bad sex with someone that's faking a second orgasm to exaggerate their prowess.

Weren't you listening? He said fake the first one.

Keith · 06-14-2018, 02:59 PM

Jesus Christ, LoopyLou...

I’m not dating you. Get the wax out of your ears before you cry about faking orgasms and you never being allowed to leave over a toothbrush.

You’re not helping humanity here at all.

C’mon now.

LoopyLou79 · 06-14-2018, 03:09 PM

We’ve all had sex that’s gone on too long

and I know I’m not the only one that starts to question if it’s evergoing to end

What’s the break between the fake orgasm and the conclusion? Has the lady orgasmed? What do you do with your erection for the break period?

Maybe it’s because I’ve got kids but when it comes to sex you need to get in, get the job done and move on

I haven’t got time for secret fake orgasms.

Delaying orgasm is a bit tantric sex though

so maybe Keith’s reaching for a higher plain.

Sparrow · 06-14-2018, 03:27 PM

i just don't damn worry about it. if i or he isn't going to cum, we'll fuck until we're kind of done fucking and then we stop. and, ya know, there's nothing weird about getting flaccid for a minute if we need a water or rest break until we're ready to get back on it if there's a subsequent round. i mean, they pop right back up. easy breezy.

Keith · 06-14-2018, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LoopyLou79

Has the lady orgasmed?

No. Why, is that a thing?

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2882: Sex Moves: The Godfather Part II w/ Conor Delehanty and J.P. McDade Roseanne Barr's Last Comic Standing judging; too many roommates; dating secrets; the 2018 Tony Awards; Lenny Dykstra Guests: Conor Delehanty J.P. McDade Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	Awesome episode! The laughing in the background kills me! So good! Keith, The Girl and Apia like this.
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LoopyLou79 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Britain Posts: 408	Cum Again? Keith’s cum trick has at least one major flaw. How do you know the woman isn’t thinking “thank god that’s over” and is appalled when you start going at it again. When she reports back to the her friends it could be negative along the lines of just wanting to cum so she can go home �� Last edited by LoopyLou79; 06-14-2018 at 12:29 PM. Reason: Spelling ��
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	Jesus Christ, LoopyLou... I’m not dating you. Get the wax out of your ears before you cry about faking orgasms and you never being allowed to leave over a toothbrush. You’re not helping humanity here at all. C’mon now. memecherry and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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LoopyLou79 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Britain Posts: 408	Risky Business We’ve all had sex that’s gone on too long and I know I’m not the only one that starts to question if it’s evergoing to end What’s the break between the fake orgasm and the conclusion? Has the lady orgasmed? What do you do with your erection for the break period? Maybe it’s because I’ve got kids but when it comes to sex you need to get in, get the job done and move on I haven’t got time for secret fake orgasms. Delaying orgasm is a bit tantric sex though so maybe Keith’s reaching for a higher plain. __________________ Follow me @79LoopyLou no shitbags
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	i just don't damn worry about it. if i or he isn't going to cum, we'll fuck until we're kind of done fucking and then we stop. and, ya know, there's nothing weird about getting flaccid for a minute if we need a water or rest break until we're ready to get back on it if there's a subsequent round. i mean, they pop right back up. easy breezy.
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