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Anyway I’ve resigned myself to the fact that Keith is having great tantric sex (all be it in a sneaky way) and all his partners thinks he’s a machine in bed.
In no way are any women sat around discussing the weird thing someone did when they fake orgasmed only to real orgasm ten minutes later. It will definitely only be about what a sex machine one is if you manage to pull it off |
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You’re deliberately being aloof, right?
Like even with the toothbrush talk, you’re deliberately pretending you don’t understand, right? In no way are your children talking about what a goofy mom you are that can’t comprehend a simple statement, right? This is all a joke. Admit it. |
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06-15-2018, 12:08 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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Kids
Let’s be honest, if my kids didn’t think I was a fucking moron I wouldn’t be doing my job right, that’s the circle of life.
You cloth them, feed them, send them to the best schools and all they do in return is make you out to be an incompetent idiot. |
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Hormones
As if to prove my point, I’ve had all out war with daughter number one over the heinous crime of asking her to empty the dishwasher
I suppose me and Mr Loopy should be glad that our gulag like conditions will ensure that they aren’t still living in our lovely house when they are forty. There is a line in Edward Scissor hands that sums it all up about how daughters are nice until they get hormones. I used to love watching supernatural movies with possessed people in it, now all I have to do is go home
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Keith's Dating Book
"Keith is writing a new book called "Lie To Women But Small So It's Ok"
Keith's 'date improvement' ideas are pretty great. I'd love to see this in KATG store. I feel like Pound Town should be in the title though. Such as... Pound Town: By Any Scheme Necessary How to Get to Pound Town or Pound Town: An Innovative Guide to Getting It In |
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