2889: My Bloody Valentine w/ Sean Patton

Sparrow · 06-26-2018, 01:29 PM

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The Girl · 06-26-2018, 01:41 PM

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Keith · 06-26-2018, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

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But I'd have to have it on my bed all the time.

lizsquiz · 06-26-2018, 02:04 PM

Ok, but... if someone bleeds on your sheets, please wash the sheets before the next someone visits.

Keith · 06-26-2018, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Ok, but... if someone bleeds on your sheets, please wash the sheets before the next someone visits.

How do you mean?

(Don't be a LoopyLou.)

lizsquiz · 06-26-2018, 02:11 PM

The way you said it, it sounds like you banged Janet on Tuesday and pulled the period out of her, and then banged Karen on Wednesday without changing the sheets.

Sparrow · 06-26-2018, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

But I'd have to have it on my bed all the time.

just when the ladies pop over. or now that you have the first day of their cycles, do the math.

astrokahn · 06-26-2018, 03:18 PM

Chemda if we ever meet IRL I will absolutely demolish you in Ms Pac.

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Keith · 06-26-2018, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz

The way you said it, it sounds like you banged Janet on Tuesday and pulled the period out of her, and then banged Karen on Wednesday without changing the sheets.

Well you're fuckin' disgusting.

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

now that you have the first day of their cycles, do the math.

THEY didn't see it coming. But I can?

You're acting like it never surprises you.

LoopyLou79 · 06-26-2018, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

How do you mean?

(Don't be a LoopyLou.)

Is this some deliberate provocation?

I’ve spent all day wondering how you could monetise your gift.

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