2889: My Bloody Valentine w/ Sean Patton

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Keith

Well you're fuckin' disgusting.



THEY didn't see it coming. But I can?

You're acting like it never surprises you.

i don’t have a magic menses inducing cock. be prepared. tryin’ to help you out here, bro.

on the real, follow the aforementioned stain treatment of soaking the affected area with hydrogen paroxide and tossing it in a cold wash; does the trick. time matters. chop chop or you’ll ruin those fine Brooklinen sheets.

[Archimedes_Screw]

I have started and stopped periods. The best part is making serial killer jokes with the missus as I hose off.

[Archimedes_Screw]

There is a linen company that'll tak soiled sheets back, at least that's the word on the street.

[BenAtlanta]

Originally Posted by Mermaid

I'm sure those ladies know how to get blood stains out. They've been doing it for decades. Your sheets will be fine.

White vinegar works like a charm to get out blood stains.

[lizsquiz]

Just lookin’ out for all the Karens, Janets and future visitors to PoundTown out there.

[Lanfear]

I got hit by a truck in the same way when I was in university ages ago.
I had the right of way going straight and he just turned right and didn't look. There even was a sign a few meters earlier warning of bikes going straight. Idiots not paying attention!

Anyway I think being hit fully flat on the side gives you a large impact area so I didn't get hurt either even though I was knocked off my bike.
I did breakdown hyperventilating and crying in my university lecture half an hour later though - I guess the panic adrenaline had worn off by then.

[starscream]

First time I had sex I pulled a period out, which we thought was just normal first time bleeding, but then it didn't stop bleeding and she was in the hospital for days and I don't know how she ever explained that to her parents, but it couldn't have been the truth because I am alive to type you this.

[Brittany]

I call it, "He rocked my uterus back to life."

[Henrik]

The aftershow from this episode is now on YouTube: https://youtu.be/t6HOuao9ckk

Featuring a flawless reenactment of Fifty Shades of Grey!

[porky2468]

My period was pulled out of me about a year ago. I had been celibate for about 6 months (due to a messy break up) and hadn't been with a guy for a year prior to that so when I bled the first time I wasn't too surprised. There was no bleeding overnight but when we had sex in the morning it was a blood bath! I was then on super heavy for two weeks after that. I use a period tracker and had just finished my period a few days before seeing him (I actually postponed so I wouldn't be on) so was not expecting it and I have no idea what happened. It was crazy.

Also, Chemda is too kind. She said it was both their fault but he was driving the wrong way down a one way street? Unless I misunderstood, that's all on them.