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View Poll Results: Have you ever experienced a period pull-out?
Yes 29 72.50%
No 10 25.00%
Iím only involved in penises 1 2.50%
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Old 06-26-2018, 03:44 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The way you said it, it sounds like you banged Janet on Tuesday and pulled the period out of her, and then banged Karen on Wednesday without changing the sheets.
Well you're fuckin' disgusting.

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now that you have the first day of their cycles, do the math.
THEY didn't see it coming. But I can?

You're acting like it never surprises you.
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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How do you mean?

(Don't be a LoopyLou.)
Is this some deliberate provocation?

Iíve spent all day wondering how you could monetise your gift.
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Old 06-26-2018, 05:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Well you're fuckin' disgusting.



THEY didn't see it coming. But I can?

You're acting like it never surprises you.
i don’t have a magic menses inducing cock. be prepared. tryin’ to help you out here, bro.

on the real, follow the aforementioned stain treatment of soaking the affected area with hydrogen paroxide and tossing it in a cold wash; does the trick. time matters. chop chop or you’ll ruin those fine Brooklinen sheets.
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I have started and stopped periods. The best part is making serial killer jokes with the missus as I hose off.
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There is a linen company that'll tak soiled sheets back, at least that's the word on the street.
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:53 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm sure those ladies know how to get blood stains out. They've been doing it for decades. Your sheets will be fine.
White vinegar works like a charm to get out blood stains.
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Old 06-26-2018, 07:40 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Just lookiní out for all the Karens, Janets and future visitors to PoundTown out there.
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I got hit by a truck in the same way when I was in university ages ago.
I had the right of way going straight and he just turned right and didn't look. There even was a sign a few meters earlier warning of bikes going straight. Idiots not paying attention!

Anyway I think being hit fully flat on the side gives you a large impact area so I didn't get hurt either even though I was knocked off my bike.
I did breakdown hyperventilating and crying in my university lecture half an hour later though - I guess the panic adrenaline had worn off by then.
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Old 06-27-2018, 09:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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First time I had sex I pulled a period out, which we thought was just normal first time bleeding, but then it didn't stop bleeding and she was in the hospital for days and I don't know how she ever explained that to her parents, but it couldn't have been the truth because I am alive to type you this.
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:24 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Pulling the period out

I call it, "He rocked my uterus back to life."
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