2890: Enterprising Young Women w/ Calvin Cato

Sparrow · 06-28-2018, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

In my motel room I could have just took some rice and beans, bay leaves, turn on my crock pot...

Aye carumba...

with a 1.5 quart capacity model crock you absolutely could. i mean, maybe not /you/, Keith Malley, but other enterprising young people finding themselves in a similar position under the sound of our voice.

young people: rice and beans make a complete protein. it's nutrition. figure it out. treating yourself is a hunk of bacon and a bay leaf not a *gag* microwaved steak. be a human, babies. now you know.

The Girl · 06-28-2018, 12:06 PM

The rice and beans argument doesn’t seem on topic. Keith and I were talking about TREATS... specifically what WE, personally, separately, think is a treat.

So if rice and beans is not a treat to Keith then it’s not comparable.

I was naming cheap foods because Keith was acting like I never had to mind my wallet as a women. I was not suggesting that what I call a treat should be replacing his steak cravings.

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Sparrow · 06-28-2018, 01:25 PM

oops! sorry for drifting off on a tangent. : )

LoopyLou79 · 06-28-2018, 03:03 PM

Relentless pots of pasta and sauce, urgh

that's bringing back some memories. If I was pushing the boat out, I'd get fish and chips

Pots of dhal are cheap and easy to make in a crock pot. I know you can cook chickens in a microwave so I don't see why you cannot cook a steak.

Mermaid · 06-28-2018, 04:11 PM

Everyone is entitled to their trash choices in treats.

Sparrow · 06-28-2018, 04:26 PM

i feel like i should bare a little shame having been up on a high horse. here are a few things i currently indulge in as "treats":

fake orange cheese in all its forms
spaghettios
capri sun
instant mashed potatoes…as a meal

Rufio · 06-29-2018, 02:37 PM

If you re-listen to Chemdas Jimmy Fallon rant but instead replace every “jimmy” with “babybutt” the passion behind the rant makes a lot more sense

porky2468 · 07-06-2018, 04:37 PM

I don't agree with the woman calling the police on an 8 year old. But really, why is a kid selling water??? I get lemonade stands. But water???

Keith · 07-06-2018, 05:08 PM

In America we drink water now.

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The Girl Chamsa! Chamsa! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 1,352	The rice and beans argument doesn’t seem on topic. Keith and I were talking about TREATS... specifically what WE, personally, separately, think is a treat. So if rice and beans is not a treat to Keith then it’s not comparable. I was naming cheap foods because Keith was acting like I never had to mind my wallet as a women. I was not suggesting that what I call a treat should be replacing his steak cravings. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith likes this.
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