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View Poll Results: After hearing this show, would you say that you date honestly?
Yes 20 57.14%
No 6 17.14%
Define “dating” 9 25.71%
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Old 07-06-2018, 01:06 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Hmmm...

Okayyyyy.

Now. On a less serious note. Did you date Keith in a parallel universe and he broke your heart - hence the ‘fuck Keith Malley’ theme that seems consistent in your posts?
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I don't hate Keith the way people think I do.

So like maybe in a parallel universe he was just an annoying coworker or something lol
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:42 PM   #92 (permalink)
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"Friends with benefits" is a more concise and accurate term for what yall were doing once you decided it was no longer romantic. Words mean things and you know that.
We're going back to people's different definitions of things again. Perhaps that's what you call it, but to me FWB is someone who I was friends with who I now have sex with and it doesn't change the relationship. And it's ok if it gets called off, we then go back to purely friends.
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Old 07-06-2018, 04:53 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I'd date the hell outa Keith. Might finally get to see a movie in theater then.
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:19 PM   #94 (permalink)
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I'd date the hell outa Keith. Might finally get to see a movie in theater then.
On that note, Keith have you bought a second movie pass? I think it’s a brilliant idea so you can always pay for the movie on dates like this:
“Oh I got this, you get drinks later. “
DRIP.
DRIP.

Like $100 a year to have all your dates’ movies covered.
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:32 PM   #95 (permalink)
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It's not a trick, but yes, date me and I'll use all the obvious coupons.

I see The Purge. I go to Customer Service.

"Are you hear cause of the crying baby?"

Yes.

Free movie ticket.

It's movies for life with me, baby!

(Our secret: I loved the crying baby and people complaining. It's the Purge!)
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Old 07-07-2018, 04:50 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Drip Drip

When I met my husband he made me buy my own beer even though he asked me to go to the pub with him.

We’ve been together for fifteen years now (I mean he doesn’t know I’m still punishing him for his intial tight gittishness) but we have a happy marriage


Also polomory seems to be fashionable in America from all the podcasts I’ve been listening too so Keith investing in a few movie passes for his future sister wives seems like a good idea

Could this thread become a record on the forum?
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Old 07-07-2018, 05:00 AM   #97 (permalink)
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"But then again I won't be surprised if my man leaves me at 5 pm today. We don't know the future."

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Old 07-07-2018, 10:31 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Namaste 🙏

Namaste Keith, I’m glad you learn’t something from my love wisdom,
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Old 07-09-2018, 08:12 PM   #99 (permalink)
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One more post to get to #100!
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Old 07-10-2018, 12:09 AM   #100 (permalink)
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One more post to get to #100!

Don't cheat the system. Let it happen, baby.
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