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View Poll Results: PENIS-HAVERS ONLY: Can you have multiple penile ejaculations in immediate succession?
Yes 5 11.90%
No 25 59.52%
I don't have a penis. 12 28.57%
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Old 08-21-2018, 07:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2926: The Father, the Son, and Some Weird Bird w/ Andrea Allan

Dad Alec Baldwin falls for daughter Ireland's thirst trap; Keith vs. a Catholic Church apologist; Keith debates visiting his parents; Keith's brother can have immediate multiple orgasms with ejaculation; politician Bettie Cook Scott publicly referred to her Asian opponent as a "ching chong," The Mormon Church's name change

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Old 08-22-2018, 12:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The difference between church and the power your boss has:

You dont listen.

Normal boss: you get fired.
Church: you go to hell to suffer forever.

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Old 08-22-2018, 03:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I think letting priests marry would help. BUT. Not because marriage heals all.

Today it is like this:

As a Catholic you should never question the priest or his sexuality.
He made this great sacrifice to NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE (I donít believe it but this is what you should believe)
He made this for god and even talking about his sexuality is a sin. He would never! He is not as weak as regular people! Any strange behavement is just a sign for extra Christianity.


If the priest is married, he is more of a regular person. You can see his wife and kids and judge him by regular standards.
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I don't think marriage will help. The truth is that every single human institution on this planet has sexual predators using the access they've been given to children to exploit and abuse them. If there are children there, sexual predators are also there. If there's money at risk in doing anything about the abuse, then the other members of that institution will do everything they can to hide and protect the abuser in order to protect their own authority and to avoid losing money (Penn State). And a lot of these people are married and have families. Sexual predators abuse their own children.

Shine a light on every corner of this. Name, shame, and prosecute. Take away the weird social taboo we have in even talking about this issue, which keeps kids hiding in the dark and feeling ashamed about what's happened to them and blaming themselves.
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I have tried the multiple orgasm thing so many times. Failed every time. I donít buy it. I donít know how one would ask their brother to prove it though so good luck Keith!

Another vote for Chemdaís next partner being a lady. No particular reason just a feeling lol

Love the shit out of this show. So damn funny!
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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really? i mean, i've only got the show to go on, but she's been practically salivating over the thought of dick for weeks. i don't know about the next relationship, but my spidey sense is vibrating on a 'gettin' that D' wavelength for the maiden bed voyage.
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Old 08-22-2018, 11:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Keith should totally go home this month, not under any pretense of getting along with his family or his dad being normal. Just to confirm his mother's health. I guess that Sunday would be awkward, telling them he's not going to church but oh wellllll
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I have tried the multiple orgasm thing so many times. Failed every time. I donít buy it. I donít know how one would ask their brother to prove it though so good luck Keith!
I too would like videographic evidence of Keith's brother cumming all over himself multiple times
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I love listening to stories about Keith’s parents. It makes me like my parents more. They are annoying sometimes, but they luckily are only cultural Catholics.
Meaning: my mother prays before dinner on Christmas evening.

That’s it for their Christian agenda. Once a year a prayer for 3 minutes.
And it’s ok for me to stand there in silence.
When I got married she asked if I didn’t wanted a church wedding. I said “ no thanks” and she looked at me and said “ oh right then. You must know.” And never mentioned it again.

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Old 08-22-2018, 06:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd end up in the hospital if I could do what Keith's brother says he can
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