fuck. the real is, i LOVE Julia Sugarbaker.

sucking dick uphill in the snow BOTH WAYS!!!

(peace and love, peace and love)

SNL even did a sketch about it - https://vimeo.com/216484271

I've used poppers. It doesn't really do anything extra to me. I've only used it during sex but it doesn't make me any hornier or anything. meh. But I've fucked with dudes who like can't go like 4 minutes without taking a hit and it kinda turned me off

Maybe Keith is a better gay than me

Mehran has easily become one of my favorite guests, please have him on more

{shriiiiiek!} {giggling}
 

I always love the energy on the show when Mehran is on. So much laughing. So much squeal-shrieking. So much yelling (all in love, of course).

{claps hands gleefully}

Also, I think it's all a trick and Chemda and Keith are BOTH good cops.

(P.S. Not cops at all. I don't have cops tattooed on my right arm. So therefore, NOT COPS AT ALL, I repeat. {mock glare})

The Fun Police
 

I think the fun police recently went after banning poppers in the UK. All I remember about poppers is I could buy it from the dungeon underneath my favourite record shop and I sniffed it a couple of times in the girls toilets at secondary school.

Gave me a headache and I was horny all the time so who knows.

Madonna’s Body of Evidence might only be 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. But it’s now on the To Do list. Followed by ‘clean non-existent VHS tapes...’

I love Mehran. He’s like a well-mannered T Dillon 😂

Seeing a lot of love for Mehran here which is great! Thought I’d mention that he’s the next My Opening Line guest so make sure you’re subscribed!

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I just listened to it on my way home! So good! Janine is a hero of mine too. I would totally cry at her feet too lol