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Keith 09-23-2018 11:50 PM

2944: Keith Goes to the Ballet w/ Bryan McKenna
 
Gilbert Gottfried's roast; cocaine in Catholic school; congressman Paul Gosar's family votes for his opponent; Myq Kaplan's Yom Kippur mass email; Bert and Ernie; Cleveland Browns' win; ballet; Free Solo; Chemda's bodega guy/blunt wrap supplier

Guest:
Bryan McKenna
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Keith 09-24-2018 12:46 AM

We'll see based on the poll. I'm rooting for you.

Beth Yaz-Pistachio 09-24-2018 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 870908)
I never did coke. I hope I am still allowed to.listen.

I never did either! I hope this doesn't become an issue.
{nervous now}

I laughed and clapped with glee when Chemda said acid was her gateway drug. Acid was totally my gateway drug. (Then I found pot and went "oh, this will do nicely from now on".)

Skyler 09-24-2018 08:22 AM

Got the wrong handsome Ryan in the show notes.

bag of lazers 09-24-2018 08:27 AM

Coke never had any appeal to me. I've never had that kinda money, when people I know are on it they turn into assholes, and some seriously horrible shit happens in South & Central America over it.

I wish I could have seen Keith's beaming face when Bryan was talking about Kyle. :D

Sparrow 09-24-2018 01:09 PM

i was hanging out with the poor kids doing meth. the kids from the better neighborhoods were doing the coke.

punk'n 09-24-2018 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow (Post 870921)
i was hanging out with the poor kids doing meth. the kids from the better neighborhoods were doing the coke.

True story. I went to an all-girls, private Catholic high school and we thought we were fancy with our coke.

Sparrow 09-24-2018 02:16 PM

re: ballet

let me tell you a story about fancy dancers. for several years the Atlanta Ballet did a week long residency in the mountain arts community i do my stuff in, so i got to hang out with them after rehearsals and performances at their cabins. my first experience with this world class, impressive whatever the fuck, incredible high art was walking into people icing their bodies, a beer pong game being set up, and Juliet drinking a gross cup of old soda Romeo had spit in as part of an earlier bet about something. i thought about all the money people pay to go watch them and feel fancy and how these folks were just working artists making the hustle getting high smoking cigs like everybody else.

one of them told me i had good feet and my heart soared so i'm gonna brag about it.

Enunciated Piffle 09-24-2018 07:41 PM

Why there was never a Murray spin-off - the world will never know


memecherry 09-26-2018 05:30 PM

I went down a Smurfette rabbit hole since I remembered her as initially evil & then converted to good... Came along this:

"Smurfette was made in the wizard Gargamel's laboratory. She was created by a magical potion. Her list of ingredients include: "Sugar and spice but nothing nice...A dram of crocodile tears...A peck of bird brain...The tip of an adder's tongue...Half a pack of lies, white, of course...The slyness of a cat...The vanity of a peacock...The chatter of a magpie...The guile of a vixen and the disposition of a shrew...And of course the hardest stone for her heart...."

"Smurfette is discovered by a single Smurf in the forest, wailing to herself and lamenting her unhappy lot in life. She explains to the Smurf that unless she is rescued, she will surely perish. Smurfette is a brunette with straight, stringy hair, ugly eyelashes, a plain dress and large plain shoes."

"Papa Smurf is the Smurf who turned everything around for Smurfette. After a successful operation of "plastic smurfery", Papa Smurf transformed the ugly (and unhappy) brunette Smurfette into the blond bombshell she is today."

"The Smurfs were very pleased with the new and improved Smurfette. The truth was eventually revealed to Papa Smurf and the others that Gargamel created the first incarnation of Smurfette, but her improved disposition and appearance helped the Smurfs accept Smurfette as one of their own."

It does seem Keith was somewhat right... She was good at "woman-ing" :rolleyes:

Smurfette Was Created in Gargamel's Laboratory: The History of Smurfette - BlueBuddies.com

memecherry 09-26-2018 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings (Post 870927)

Point #2: Bucho is from NEW ZEALAND, not Australia!
It means fuck-all to us but for people from that part of the globe, confusing the 2 is a major faux pas

One must never confuse a kiwi w/ an aussie ;):p

DJ Trashy 09-26-2018 06:28 PM

I know jack all about the Smurfs because I was in college when they came out. But we fundie christians wouldn't let our kids anywhere near them, because obviously they were evil. EEEEEVIL!

"Do you know of a cartoon that is well designed to manipulate the minds of your children into godless sinners with a evil taste of Communism? That’s right fellows, it is The Smurfs! "

https://creationsciencestudy.wordpre...s-are-satanic/

See the pentagram?

https://creationsciencestudy.files.w..._pentagram.jpg

https://creationsciencestudy.files.w...5/exhibita.jpg

DJ Trashy 09-28-2018 10:44 AM

We've spent many hours climbing and hiking. I'd never even think of comparing us to elite climbers, and we'll never get close to being one, but we still love doing it. People that do the big climbs always inspire me, even if I also think they're kinda crazy.

Climbing El Capitan without a rope is maybe the height of crazy, but he only did it after putting in many days of practice *with* ropes, finding routes and holds. Working it out. Crazy, but not insane. Here's a great recap of the whole thing:

https://www.climbing.com/news/alex-h...of-el-capitan/

Also, there are not one but TWO movies out at the same time about climbs on El Capitan:




DJ Trashy 09-28-2018 11:02 AM

and one more - a 'real' climb...


Bucho 09-28-2018 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings (Post 870927)
Point #2: Bucho is from NEW ZEALAND, not Australia!
It means fuck-all to us but for people from that part of the globe, confusing the 2 is a major faux pas

At first I was all, "Why I OUGHTTA!"

But then I was all, "Ah, who am I kidding, I can't stay mad at Keith."

Keith 09-28-2018 01:51 PM

It was a Pick Up Artist move.


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