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Old 09-24-2018, 04:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm pretty dismayed that my mega-nerd moment on the forums is about the goddamn SMURFS, but there were no true female Smurfs. It was an all male society until the villain (Gargamel) sent Smurfette to the Smurfs village to sow discord and jealousy within their utopian society. The Smurfs somehow converted her (gangbang probably #WhySheDidntReport) and she went on to live among them.

Point #2: Bucho is from NEW ZEALAND, not Australia!
It means fuck-all to us but for people from that part of the globe, confusing the 2 is a major faux pas
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I went down a Smurfette rabbit hole since I remembered her as initially evil & then converted to good... Came along this:

"Smurfette was made in the wizard Gargamel's laboratory. She was created by a magical potion. Her list of ingredients include: "Sugar and spice but nothing nice...A dram of crocodile tears...A peck of bird brain...The tip of an adder's tongue...Half a pack of lies, white, of course...The slyness of a cat...The vanity of a peacock...The chatter of a magpie...The guile of a vixen and the disposition of a shrew...And of course the hardest stone for her heart...."

"Smurfette is discovered by a single Smurf in the forest, wailing to herself and lamenting her unhappy lot in life. She explains to the Smurf that unless she is rescued, she will surely perish. Smurfette is a brunette with straight, stringy hair, ugly eyelashes, a plain dress and large plain shoes."

"Papa Smurf is the Smurf who turned everything around for Smurfette. After a successful operation of "plastic smurfery", Papa Smurf transformed the ugly (and unhappy) brunette Smurfette into the blond bombshell she is today."

"The Smurfs were very pleased with the new and improved Smurfette. The truth was eventually revealed to Papa Smurf and the others that Gargamel created the first incarnation of Smurfette, but her improved disposition and appearance helped the Smurfs accept Smurfette as one of their own."

It does seem Keith was somewhat right... She was good at "woman-ing"

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Point #2: Bucho is from NEW ZEALAND, not Australia!
It means fuck-all to us but for people from that part of the globe, confusing the 2 is a major faux pas
One must never confuse a kiwi w/ an aussie
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I know jack all about the Smurfs because I was in college when they came out. But we fundie christians wouldn't let our kids anywhere near them, because obviously they were evil. EEEEEVIL!

"Do you know of a cartoon that is well designed to manipulate the minds of your children into godless sinners with a evil taste of Communism? Thatís right fellows, it is The Smurfs! "

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We've spent many hours climbing and hiking. I'd never even think of comparing us to elite climbers, and we'll never get close to being one, but we still love doing it. People that do the big climbs always inspire me, even if I also think they're kinda crazy.

Climbing El Capitan without a rope is maybe the height of crazy, but he only did it after putting in many days of practice *with* ropes, finding routes and holds. Working it out. Crazy, but not insane. Here's a great recap of the whole thing:

https://www.climbing.com/news/alex-h...of-el-capitan/

Also, there are not one but TWO movies out at the same time about climbs on El Capitan:




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and one more - a 'real' climb...

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Point #2: Bucho is from NEW ZEALAND, not Australia!
It means fuck-all to us but for people from that part of the globe, confusing the 2 is a major faux pas
At first I was all, "Why I OUGHTTA!"

But then I was all, "Ah, who am I kidding, I can't stay mad at Keith."
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