2946: Don’t Die Too Much w/ Matt Bachus
 

How to sext and send dick pics; superintendent's racist message about black pro quarterback; art school photoshops black students in flyer; racist Chevy Chase hates SNL; Chucky creator not part of reboot; 3D-printed gun creator had sex with underage girl; buying during a stock dip; psychedelic drug adventures

Guest:
Matt Bachus
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Every time Matt speaks I can’t not see Michael Cerra.
Love dis guy

is this THE SAME JEFF trying to make amends all these years later?
Nice try buddy.

EVERY TIME

Keith: reads news item, adds in something crazy

Chemda: No, really??????

Keith:

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Still love Chemda's innocent gullibility. :)

Buying Nike on the Dip
 

Chemda had questions about buying on the dip which weren't really answered in the episode. Here is the scoop, very briefly.

Nike made the Colin Kaepernick the first week of September. The stock hit a low of $79.60 on Sept 3 and peaked at $85.5, three weeks later. If you time it perfectly, you earn almost $6 per share. But then you pay ~30% short term capital gains tax, so you only get to keep $4 per share. And you have a broker fee of ~$10 for the trade.

So, invest $1,000, time it perfectly, and walk away with a profit of around $40.

Don't quit your day job.

I take all my investing advice from Keith. I'm currently sailing around the greek islands on my private yacht that I bought from all the sweet returns TRON gave me. Listen to KATG investing and you too could be living the dream!

Ya know?
 

I'm maniac! I'm a deviant! I'm wild!

Oh yeah? How so?

I dunno


I think we can conclude that "Very uninhibited" is this generation's way of saying "I'm an open book"

As soon as they mentioned the dick pic I opened the app to check if it was in the show notes. Alas, it was not.