2951: Presidential Alert w/ Samantha Ruddy

[Keith]

3 under your bed makes complete sense...

[punk'n]

I've never been camping as an adult as the whole thing sounds fucking awful, but I agree with Keith. As an apartment dweller, I really don't get where you would put a tent the other 363 days of the year. It seems worth the $60 just to free up space in the apartment. Plus, no ticks. Win-Win-Win.

Chemda has outdoor space, where would she put 6 tents if she didn't?

[Keith]

Also I happen to have a lot of outdoor space. Why would I want to be a refugee camp all of a sudden for everyone that is pretending that they save their tents?

[astrokahn]

Originally Posted by Keith

3 under your bed makes complete sense...

Well when there are three people in your family who need tents it makes TOTAL SENSE KEITH. Now I’m imagining you and Kyle and her kids all sleeping in one tent on vacay. “Dad Two, next year can you spent $70 so we can have more tent?”

[Keith]

I swear if you voted against me cause you thought I went camping with a full family that I didn’t tell you about...

[DJ Trashy]

Originally Posted by Keith

I swear if you voted against me cause you thought I went camping with a full family that I didn’t tell you about...

Next year's tent



at $2700, probably not something you leave behind though

[Lanfear]

I have a tent at home that's been used 2 times this year because I retired my old one last year after it's been used 10+ times.
I actually left it at the festival and gave it to the neighbors because they were young punks that had super shitty cheap tents and even my old one was better than that.

I'm with Samantha on this - if you don't want to ticks don't go camping. They live in the woods and grass not tents.

[Enunciated Piffle]

For years Keith has made me laugh with his “throw the tent away - once done camping.” It’s hilarious because it’s so absurd. Who the hell throws gear away? Personally I have a pretty decent tent and a -20 degree synthetic down mummy bag.

Good gear is important. It says something about you. No one is ever going to change Keith’s mind - ESPECIALLY now that he has added the “ticks live in the woods” aspect to argument.

What I’m saying is Keith is dead wrong about this. However. If his horrendous approach to camping keeps turning out top notch comedy - meh, whatever works. “Stay Inside.” 😂

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

If you don't want to ticks don't go camping.

Oh my.

[DJ Trashy]

Originally Posted by Keith

Oh my.

or hiking.

or walking under trees.

or near bushes.

And whatever you do, don't get bit by THIS tick, which was probably released from a secret vegan lab somewhere...

Lone Star Tick makes you allergic to meat