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Keith 10-09-2018 08:12 PM

2954: Venom w/ Hannah Boone
 
New Orleans; unwanted house guests; a history of drugs; Banksy's self-shredding art; Venom and A Star Is Born reviewed

Guest:
Hannah Boone
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Keith 10-10-2018 12:08 AM

I am so all about knowing why anyone wouldn't appreciate Banksy destroying their art.

They'd give the money back if you wanted (which was never officially taken), or, if you really wanted, you could sue for so much more (if you were a weird asshole).

There's no way you lose. Was you art time wasted?

Apia 10-10-2018 12:37 AM

If I was a too rich person who buys a painting for 1 million I would be mad about the loss of control and how the artist made fun of the art market.
I would throw my champane glas on the floor, get my chanel dress wet. My servants would quickly clean the mess up.
" you good for nothing artist! My money still rules the world ! Hahaha!" I would scream.
" your job is to paint for me! Me! So I can sell the art later and make more money!"

Or so.

bw81 10-10-2018 01:24 AM

Venom was great? I was so excited to hear you tear into it!

Spoilers ahead so don't read if you care:

1. The Rage symbiote transfers into the old grandma in Malaysia at the beginning. Then SIX MONTHS LATER she's at the airport, same body, no problems with anyone at all. OK. Then, granny see a little girl to transfer Rage into so into the bathroom she follows her. Little girl then is able to get onto a flight to San Fran ALONE. Did she eat someone on the plane during that long flight? Where the hell are this girls parents? PLOT HOLES MY GAAWWD.

2. Being spoon-fed clear superhero movie things that we ALL know by now. After turning into full-blown Venom for the first time after he breaks his leg on the road, Eddie feels the need to tell the audience that His leg was broken... but... now it isn't?! WHAT.

3. Venom is supposed to be a rage filled murder machine but comes across as a bro with a heart. VOMIT. He has a change of heart and risks his life to save humanity... why? WHY?!

4. That lead lady's wig, VOMITOUS.

5. It was such a confusing movie. Is it a dark comedy, a horror, a good-cop/bad-cop comedy, a romance, a feel good action movie? The movie was PG... A Venom movie? He bites off someones head but there's no blood. Why make a Venom movie if you aren't going to try and make the character like the one it is based on?



I'm glad they made Venom LOOK like Venom. Aside from Tom Hardy being his usual awesome self, I give this movie - VOMIT.

Keith 10-10-2018 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 871195)
If I was a too rich person who buys a painting for 1 million I would be mad about the loss of control and how the artist made fun of the art market.
I would throw my champane glas on the floor, get my chanel dress wet. My servants would quickly clean the mess up.
" you good for nothing artist! My money still rules the world ! Hahaha!" I would scream.
" your job is to paint for me! Me! So I can sell the art later and make more money!"

Or so.


So funny you made up a snobby personality to vote no.

Keith 10-10-2018 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bw81 (Post 871197)
Venom was great? I was so excited to hear you tear into it!

If it was Rated R it'd be masterpiece.

If this was vomitous (I read your spoilers) then how are the mediocre super hero movies considered good?

You're wrong. This was great. Sorry a symbiote doesn't fit in your literal box and broke your brain.

It was a superhero movie - an action comedy. What's the confusion?

Spider-Man was amazing. This is... great.

I was talking to my buddy FingerLakes about it and he of course left before the first extra scene. (Pure carnage, bro!) That's ridiculous. But seriously, you're wrong. This is Venom venom comin attem can’t stop gettin em venom adrenaline momentum hit em vemon m&m em 15 minute end credits? it’s just a trailer for spider-man animate-em.

Apia 10-10-2018 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 871199)
So funny you made up a snobby personality to vote no.

I voted yes. I aspire to be that person.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...GAZhytOhoMlvac

lizsquiz 10-10-2018 11:17 AM

Sorry, I meant to vote yes. I misread 'pleased' as 'pissed'. Beaker apologies.

Lord of the Cock Rings 10-10-2018 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 871194)
I am so all about knowing why anyone wouldn't appreciate Banksy destroying their art.

There's no way you lose. Was you art time wasted?

Literally no way to lose. The story behind the sale now makes it MORE valuable and an art conservator can restore it and glue it back down so that the damage will be almost invisible

I'd still work that shit for a big discount though

Keith 10-10-2018 05:17 PM


Bucho 10-11-2018 04:51 AM

I listened to this episode twice. I'm not even lying. Once again Hannah's guest score was aces babillion.

SpareBen 10-11-2018 08:43 AM

You have rarely been so wrong about something as you are about A Star is Born. Bradley is saved by the love of a good woman? Did you leave before the end?

Keith 10-11-2018 10:50 AM

I knew someone would point out I didnít say how it ends.

Ya goof.

Dumb lazy ending. Whole movie is dumb and simple.

SpareBen 10-11-2018 11:18 AM

You don't have to say how it ends to correct Chemda's impression that it's a trite tale of redemption which doesn't take addiction seriously.

Keith 10-11-2018 11:33 AM

He kills himself.

Out of nowhere. Itís dumb and Chemda wasnít mislead.

DJ Trashy 10-12-2018 11:29 AM

listening to Keith talking about *you know what* w/ *those popping things* and I thought how hilarious it would be if *his potential stepkids* listened to this episode...

ah geeze

Keith 10-12-2018 11:37 AM

You think they wished their new dad didn't touch himself while using poppers?

Also, if possible, be sure to keep using keywords that can easily be looked up. For the future.

Apia 10-13-2018 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 871245)
He kills himself.

Out of nowhere. It’s dumb and Chemda wasn’t mislead.

I just read the plot of that movie on Wikipedia and it’s AWFUL.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

A good woman helps a man in trouble, because that’s what women are for.
Loving and helping and being sad forever when it doesn’t work out.


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