2958: Golf? feat. Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson w/ J.P. McDade

Keith · 10-15-2018, 06:38 PM

Tall people; Overwatch porn and steamy scenes; roast battles and feelings; roommates; ghosting; Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split; death on the set of Mister Rogers biopic; golfer explodes spectator's eye; cop makes gunshot noises with his mouth to capture criminal

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J.P. McDade

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EndangeredMouse. · 10-15-2018, 08:36 PM

I would date Chemda if only to randomly serenade me throughout the day.

Keith · 10-15-2018, 08:50 PM

Again, you’re so giving.

EndangeredMouse. · 10-15-2018, 09:03 PM

Aww, shucks! You’re make me blush.

canibalstalker · 10-16-2018, 12:35 AM

This episode got me going through the old KatG albums and one of the exclusives I bought was Danny's special. The one where he talks about wearing women's underwear on a train and feeling super powered. What ever happened to that guy? He was funny sometimes...

Edit: Nevermind, I found the episode by using the search bar, "goodbye danny."

Archimedes_Screw · 10-16-2018, 07:07 AM

JP’s high school had a golf team? Was the mascot a WASP?

Archimedes_Screw · 10-16-2018, 07:09 AM

The laughter in the background is killing me. Love it lol Thought Libby was back for a second.

astrokahn · 10-16-2018, 07:45 AM

This epi had me yelling at my car radio
IF YOURE TOO IMMATURE TO DATE DONT FUGGEN DAAAAATE!!!

I had a lot of shit ghosting experiences exactly like that. Everything’s going well, we set a date and the day of they cancel for no reason. So much I just quit online dating. GAH people just be fucken honest and if you aren’t ready to show the fuck up then stop fucking with people online! Nobody’s on tinder looking for pen pals.

I feel better now thanks

FingerLakes · 10-16-2018, 11:57 PM

I feel like when it comes to dating online there's this confrontation of fantasy/thrills, what people want and what people will accept.

People getting off on another online slightly anonymous space where they can pretend to be more or less sexual than they really are. The Master Sexters who are super shy in real life, getting to talk about all their hidden kinks and fantasies.
Then there's the often inflated sense of what someone wants. The mother fuckers with long ass lists of what their Into and Not Into, the personalities they like and don't like, the star signs they match and don't match. Fail to check off the right box and they are immediately not interested without knowing anything real about you.
Finally there's what people accept. Mostly everyone will at least start a dialog when another person expresses interest. Who doesn't like feeling wanted? Desired? But then, eventually, the ego boost they get from the conversations and the excitement they feel from making plans aren't enough to outweigh the fact that this person didn't check off enough of the right boxes and it's Ghost Time.

XOXOX
Someone who overthinks things and has been on these apps and websites too long

EndangeredMouse. · 10-17-2018, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by EndangeredMouse.

Aww, shucks! You’re make me blush.

I never see typos until at least a day after my posts.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	2958: Golf? feat. Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson w/ J.P. McDade Tall people; Overwatch porn and steamy scenes; roast battles and feelings; roommates; ghosting; Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split; death on the set of Mister Rogers biopic; golfer explodes spectator's eye; cop makes gunshot noises with his mouth to capture criminal Guest: J.P. McDade Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Apia and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	Again, you’re so giving. bag of lazers, Apia and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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canibalstalker Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 4	Where's Danny? This episode got me going through the old KatG albums and one of the exclusives I bought was Danny's special. The one where he talks about wearing women's underwear on a train and feeling super powered. What ever happened to that guy? He was funny sometimes... Edit: Nevermind, I found the episode by using the search bar, "goodbye danny." Keith, The Girl and Apia like this. Last edited by canibalstalker; 10-16-2018 at 12:38 AM.
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astrokahn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 551	This epi had me yelling at my car radio IF YOURE TOO IMMATURE TO DATE DONT FUGGEN DAAAAATE!!! I had a lot of shit ghosting experiences exactly like that. Everything’s going well, we set a date and the day of they cancel for no reason. So much I just quit online dating. GAH people just be fucken honest and if you aren’t ready to show the fuck up then stop fucking with people online! Nobody’s on tinder looking for pen pals. I feel better now thanks ThePinkSuperhero, thirteen and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	re: dating on the webs I feel like when it comes to dating online there's this confrontation of fantasy/thrills, what people want and what people will accept. People getting off on another online slightly anonymous space where they can pretend to be more or less sexual than they really are. The Master Sexters who are super shy in real life, getting to talk about all their hidden kinks and fantasies. Then there's the often inflated sense of what someone wants. The mother fuckers with long ass lists of what their Into and Not Into, the personalities they like and don't like, the star signs they match and don't match. Fail to check off the right box and they are immediately not interested without knowing anything real about you. Finally there's what people accept. Mostly everyone will at least start a dialog when another person expresses interest. Who doesn't like feeling wanted? Desired? But then, eventually, the ego boost they get from the conversations and the excitement they feel from making plans aren't enough to outweigh the fact that this person didn't check off enough of the right boxes and it's Ghost Time. XOXOX Someone who overthinks things and has been on these apps and websites too long Lord of the Cock Rings likes this. __________________ -------------------------------------------------
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