299: Burger Lickin'

[Keith]

"Look at the anger in her face. Look at Keith like that."

[ScubaSteve24]

Oh here's a good revenge idea...

You could get your buddy by, get this, pretending to be a hot chick online! You could have lots of cybersex with him and while he's jerking you will be laughing so hard at him. The fool! You'll get him good doing that!

[unknownsoldier]

you mentioned how it would be a bad idea for your father to have a podcast, but what if just one night you brought him over? Then you don't have to worry about him getting e-mails: since there will be no e-mail, it is the Keith and the Girl show. And since it is a once off and you are organising everything, he will never call you asking for technical help.

The episode wouldn't even need to be linked to KeithandTheGirl.com - I'm sure somebody else would host it so that your dad wouldn't find all of the old episodes.

But yeah keith.. if I were in your shoes i wouldn't do it either :P

[MichaelG]

Prayer Thread

http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...1716#post51716

Patrice, I think you should mention the Realtor you worked for, Just in case anyone needs one in the area. A few People might want to give them a call.

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[teerts]

Patrice, apology accepted!

[Shizbot30]

I thought playing the "Little Man" ad in its entirety was a little bit harder to handle than the usual hil-larious improvs KATG have done with other advertisers. What do you guys think?

[benjita]

Damn, my dad wasn't THAT bad. He never did anything with farts or anything. He did forget about our "contracts", though. He made each of us kids sign "contracts" for chores, which included pay for said chores. We never got paid. Sure it was only $1 a week, but damn!

[default]

my dad always made my clean the whole house for 20 bucks. never happen'd. pleace keep in mind that my house is 2 stories. i clean'd all 3 bathrooms and den area as well as the big ass kicthen. after i would go up to him to get my 20 bucks he would always say you did a good job, but you didnt do a good enough job. so i wasted 4 hours doing shitty work and not get paid and waste my fuckin saturday cleaning the damn house every weekend. and then my dad died from a heart attack and the house looks like shit now.

[devilishone]

Originally Posted by Shizbot30

I thought playing the "Little Man" ad in its entirety was a little bit harder to handle than the usual hil-larious improvs KATG have done with other advertisers. What do you guys think?

What would a robot know about improvisation? If its not in your code you can't deal with it ;]P

[Pistov]

Here are some ideas as to how Joey Gay might've salvaged that joke and probably gotten past the censors:

"People say, 'Joey Gay, is that a stage name?' Yeah, I thought of this, you jackass! It's my idea! Like I was at home going...

...Joey Sodomite!"
...Joey Penis Toucher!"
...Joey Lawrence (nah, too gay)."
...Joey Blow Job!" (alright, that one probably would've been cencored).

or

" 'Joey Gay, is that a stage name?' Yeah, my name used to be Totally Gay, but I changed it to 'Joey' because 'Totally' sounded too ethnic!"