3005: As per Earlier w/ Kyle Ocasio

[Michael's Servant]

Keith's girlfriend and his hometown; (not watching?) porn; listeners' advice questions

Guest:
Kyle Ocasio



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[LoopyLou79]

I’m a skeptical person, it makes me unpopular with some people at work but eventually they turn out to be bullshitters and my skepticism is proven right.

I’m very much on team Keith with bullshitters and their tricks, they are EVERYWHERE!

Also myself and Mr Loopy both have great grandparents from Ballymena and we met randomly we’ve been together for sixteen years so it looks good for Keith & Kyle.

[Bucho]

He can but only because it's not a week before Halloween.

[g001dfinger]

Keith was 100% correct in this episode on everything. Also, it sounds like Kyle doesn’t say what she means, so she thinks Keith is not saying what he means, when he actually is very specific with his words.

[O'Ryan]

I have a couple buddies who I met when I was in high school. They’re brothers, a couple years older than me, went to another one of the area schools in our middle of no where county, and grew up just up the road from my aunt and uncle. My cousin, who is about 15 years older than me worked for their dad, so they’ve known him since they were kids too.

One day, we were sitting around, smoking weed, talkin, when one of them brings up my cousin. As we’re talkin, one says to the other, “Hey, remember that time we were swimming, and our tube blew away, and Bill came out of no where on his boat and saved it?”

I paused for a moment, dumbstruck, and said, “I remember that!” They say, “What the fuck? How?” To which I say, “I was on that boat! The reason he showed up out of no where is because he was taking my 7 year old ass out fishing!”

I honestly thought he had just helped some random tourist kids, not that he knew who he was helping. It’s bizarre when you realize you had an interaction with someone you’re close to years before you met them.

[SpareBen]

"should I come over?" = I want you to want me. Occasional neediness isn't a trick.

But wow, that met as kids in a small town thing, someday there'll be a Nicholas Sparks book about it.

Jehovah's Witnesses are taught that crude entertainment = "bad association" so they shouldn't be listening cos y'all are crude as fuck.

Hence, my status of exJW.

[Piscean]

My wife and I used to have similar miscommunications. I ended up sitting with her and explaining, yes, I really am that simple. If I say "I'm tired", I mean, I'm tired. That's it. Don't read anything more into it.